4-22-05

Quote of the day:
"Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it." Maurice Chevalier


Thought of the day:
As a single man I see all other men as my enemy on some level. That is except for the gay man. I don't see why some guys have a problem with gay guys, personally I wish every man better looking then me was gay. It'd only make me that much more likely to find a woman. Now you'd think using this logic I'd have a problem with gay woman but come on, what man could have a problem with women hooking up? So let them get married, have children, march in parades, star in TV shows, whatever. Hey whatever gets you thru the night, besides I got my own problems. Now there are some who would say, "how would you feel if your kid was gay?" First off I don't see me having children. For one thing I'm interested in the idea and besides it's not like there's a line of women wanting to carry my seed. But say it happens, I end up with children who happen to be gay. Well, when my son Johnnie Walker comes out to me, I'll just tell him, "Good thinking son, women are nothing but trouble." Or if little Willow does the same, I'll just tell her, "Good you won't get pregnant that way, but I'll warn you women are nothing but trouble."