Tuesday, May 24, 2005

5-18-05

Quote of the day:
"The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic." Henry Ward Beecher

Thought of the day:
I'm not sure how well this fits with my idea to be positive with my thoughts this week, but hopefully it will give you a laugh. So I'm tending bar tonight and this woman asked me why there are coat hangers on the ceiling. I explained how we used to have T-shirts for the bar up. But I was honestly this close to telling her it was the sign for my back room abortion clinic. Oh and next time your at Best Buy and they ask if you want a free copy of some magazine, just hang your head and tell them you can't read.

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