7-19-05

Quote of the day:
"If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words." Fran Lebowitz


Thought of the day:
Life's a drinking game! Your boss is an asshole...DRINK! Someone hit your car...DRINK! A loved one died...DRINK! Your brother slept with your girlfriend...DRINK! Your sister slept with your girlfriend...DRINK! Everyone slept with your girlfriend...DRINK! You lost your arm in NAM...DRINK! Your fat...DRINK! Your uncle molested you...DRINK! She stopped calling you...DRINK! You got a DUI...DRINK! September 11th...DRINK! You still live at home...DRINK! Your pregnant...DRINK! Bush is re-elected...DRINK! Your ugly...DRINK! You're the father...DRINK! It hurts to pee...DRINK! She gave back the ring...DRINK! They cancelled CHIP's...DRINK! You don't even have the ball for suicide...DRINK! Your getting old...DRINK! Taxes...DRINK! Cramps...DRINK! Impotance...DRINK! Constipated...DRINK! Harvey Keitel naked...DRINK! Caught masterbating...DRINK! Raped...DRINK! Arrested...DRINK! Broke...DRINK! Failed...DRINK! Caught in zipper...DRINK! Everyone says you're a whore...DRINK! You'll never get laid...DRINK! You can't read...DRINK! Ripped off...DRINK! You've died of cirrhosis...YOU WIN!