9-24-05

Quote of the day:
"The legend part is easy. It's the living that's hard." Keith Richards

Thought of the day:
So I go to drive home today, feeling the night before a bit. When I turn on the car and hear "Rags to Riches" by Tony Bennett. Suddenly I feel great! It's funny how a song can change things.

Amanda Jane says: I've had many a moment where I thought I was going to go completley crazy and all it took was to change the song on the radio and.....whammo, like new again.

9-23-05

Quote of the day:
"The Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame was a great idea when it started, but I think they ought to close it. I think it's full." Neil Young

Thought of the day:
Fake boobs attract real boobs.

WHAT?

9-22-05

Quote of the day:
"Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!" Karl Marx's last words

Thought of the day:
I wore my one Johnny Cash shirt out tonight and it said "don't take your guns to town" on the back to go with Johnny's song Don't Take Your Guns To Town. So I played the song on the Juke Box and thought as it played that I'd like my dying words to be "don't take your guns to town son, leave your gun at home Bill, don't take your guns to town" just like in the song. Knowing that much like in the song people would wonder why I said it. Well, other than you people and fans.

9-21-05

Quote of the day:
"What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books." Sigmund Freud

Thought of the day:
For better or worst I've been letting my beard grow. It's getting pretty long and red. A beard is a predominately male thing. Not many women can grow that much facial hair or want to. For some odd reason I started thinking about other animals and could only think of a lion as an animal where just the male has a "beard" or in it's case a mane. hmm...maybe a goat too. What do you want, I've been working since ten-thirty this morning! So you get beard talk today!

9-20-05

Quote of the day:
"The wisest man is just a boy / whp grieves that he's grown up." Vincenzo Cardarelli

Thought of the day:
You can only play Russian Roulette soo long before you blow your brains out.

Which reminds me of, drinking, smoking, thinking, sex, pot, hair spray, sugar, o-lean, microwaves and anything else that will enevitabley kill us all in one way or another.

9-19-05

Quote of the day:
"It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics." Fletcher Knebel

Thought of the day:
How many pounds of Play-Doh do you think get swollowed by children each year?

You know it's funny cause I just swept up about two pounds of that crap from the childrens playroom. I was cussin' the whole while.

9-18-05

Quote of the day:
"Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it." Malcolm X

Thought of the day:
I hate birds! You know people hate spiders and snakes, but I've never had a snake shit on my car or been trying to sleep only to have spiders chirping outside keeping me up. I'd sooner snap every birds neck with my bare hands than kill a spider. I like spiders, they're artists and patient hunters.

Yeah, no one gives spiders enough credit, ya know. Every year in the fall there is one particular kind of bird that stops here on his way south. He has the most horriffic squawk, and I hate him. I hate him, and all his friends for waking me up too damn early. Plus the fact that an alarm clock used to be the most annoying noise in the world to me, not any more.

9-17-05

Quote of the day:
"A problem well stated is a problem solved." Charles F. Kettering

Thought of the day:
If dog's are man best friend, why do we neuter them and chain them up in the yard or lock them in a house?

Amanda Jane says: The same reason Woman maries Man....lol!

9-16-05

Quote of the day:
"He's my friend that speaks well of me behind my back." Thomas Fuller

Thought of the day:
So if whales are mammals, can you milk them? I often hear women speak with pride that they can have babies and men can't, but never that they can produce milk. Can men produce milk? I know men can grow breasts with hormones. I once had the idea of marketing breast milk. Compared to getting it from a cow it seems more appealing to me and it's not like we don't already sell our bodily fluids. It'd probably be a good source of income for women who just had a baby. I don't know how much milk a woman could produce to meet demand or to make it not cost fifty bucks a carton. Does size matter in milk production? I wonder if vegans would drink it? I wonder if people would be offended if I put a black woman on chocolate milk or Calista Flockheart on skim? I once had a girl compare my idea to me drinking another man's sperm. Which I don't get, we don't drink cow sperm. Well, at least I don't! What the rest of you freak jobs do is between you and Jesus or whatever the hell you worship. Really that's like comparing breast feeding a child to molesting one. Well, you can look at this all and think a few thinks. Perhaps I'm making a comment on the dairy industry and it's treatment of animals. Perhaps I'm reminding us that we are mammals and really animals not that different from so many. Perhaps I have some lactation fetish. Or most likely your thinking how retarded I am. WHITE RUSSIANS ON ME AT THE BAR TONIGHT!

Amanda Jane says: That is gross, I think I'll take my coffee black today.

9-15-05

Quote of the day:
"Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat." Theodore Roosevelt

Thought of the day:
If I'm going to be perfectly honest, I think of my life like driving thru a snow storm. I can barely see two feet in front of me, yet I keep moving blindly forward into the unknown.

9-14-05

Quote of the day:
"George Bush doesn't care about black people." Kanya West

Thought of the day:
There's the old idea of telling yourself that "today is the first day of the rest of your life" but I say steal a bit from R.E.M. and tell yourself that today is "the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine."

9-13-05

Quote of the day:
"....so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them." Barbara Bush

Thought of the day:
No wonder the president has his doubts about evolution, if this is any example of the gene pool he comes from

9-12-05

Quote of the day:
"One place is everywhere, everywhere is nowhere." Persian Proverb

Thought of the day:
I think of how unimaginably vast the universe is and take comfort in my insignificance.

Here, here!

9-11-05

Quote of the day:
"Hi, Jules. It's Brian. I'm on a plane and we've been hijacked, and it doesn't look good. Hopefully I'll talk to you again, but if not, please have fun and live your life the best you can. Know that I love you, and no matter what I'll see you again someday." Brian Sweeney

God bless those souls.

9-10-05

Quote of the day:
"No man is happy; he is at best fortunate." Solon

Thought of the day:
Fuck this whole concept! It was getting old after the second day

9-09-05

Quote of the day:
"There is no great genius without a mixture of madness." Aristotle

Thought of the day:
Fuck Aristotle! Didn't he used to like to fuck little boys? Maybe I'm wrong, but fuck'm either way! I don't have time to come up with anything better today.

Amanda Jane wonders; Do you laugh as you type this stuff up or are you all in a rage like banging on the keyboard and stuff?

9-08-05

Quote of the day:
"As long as people believe in absurdities they will continue to commit atrocities." Voltaire

Thought of the day:
Fuck everyone who voted for Bush! I always laugh anymore when I'm behind some big SUV with a "W in O4" bumper sticker. I just think to myself, "see you at the pumps douche bag."

Amanda Jane says; No shit, I like that!

9-07-05

Quote of the day:
"I have found little that is good about human beings. In my experience most of them, on the whole, are trash." Sigmund Freud

Thought of the day:
Fuck this! I'm tired and need to get to bed.

9-06-05

Quote of the day:
"Tell me what you eat and I will tell you who you are." Anthelme Brillatsavarin

Thought of the day:
Fuck the Boy Scouts of America! I hear every so often how they have problems with gays and atheist being involved in their organization. I think the gay part is pretty ironic. I mean is there anything gayer than the Boy Scouts? I'm surprised there wasn't one in the Village People. Hell they have a rank called "we blow." Myself, I was forced to join as a child and hated it. I wasn't allowed to quit till I became an actual Boy Scout, but I'll always consider myself as a "conscientious objector" in the organization.

I don't know what to say.

9-05-05

Quote of the day:
"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing." Redd Foxx

Thought of the day:
Fuck Ava Braun! It's said that behind every great man is a woman. While perhaps Elton John may question this idea, if there is any truth to this as usual I feel the oposet may also be true. At the very least lets face it, a man getting his cock sucked on a regular basis doesn't gas people. Well unless that's what she's asking him to do.

Dman Dave, your all like...f%ck everybody. What's that about?

9-04-05

Quote of the day:
"Avoid all needle drugs - the only dope worth shooting is richard Nixon." Abbie Hoffman

Thought of the day:
Fuck Joni Mitchell if she doesn't like parking lots!

Amanda Jane says: If I hear that damn song again I'm going to flip out.

9-03-05

Quote of the day:
"Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime." Aristotle

Thought of the day:
I'm honestly at a loss as what to say consider the state our nation is in, except that IF YOU'RE NOT MAD AS HELL, YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION!

9-02-05

Quote of the day:
"That which is bitter to endure may be sweet to remember." Thomas Fuller

Thought of the day:
Well, first off, to fallow up yesterday's thought of the day. I found my friend the bug dead yesterday, still on it's back. Whatever that means? I guess we all need some help sometimes. Sadly it seems that when we need it most pride or shame seem to keep us from asking for it. Life's weird, I look at my quote of the day and agree with it and then realize how the memory of many great times in my past cut me like a knife at times.

Amanda Jane says: shame on you!

9-01-05

Quote of the day:
"How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning!" Isaiah 14:12

Thought of the day:
So I went to the bathroom at 2 today at work. When I notice by the toilet an insect on it's back trying to flip itself over. I really didn't give it much mind. So as I'm about to leave work I use the bathroom again having long since forgotten the bug. It's now 7 (5 hours later for those who flunked math) and there is the same bug trying to flip over still. I wasn't sure if I should just step on it and put it out of it's misery or just leave it be. (sorry, I'm not touching a bug on the men's room floor to help it get on it's feet) I just let it go and went to wash my hands. (you wouldn't believe how many guys don't or maybe you would) I looked at myself in the mirror and wondered how different am I from that bug struggling on the men's room floor? Am I struggling in vain? Would I be better off being put out of my misery for before I get pissed on? We're all just bugs on the men's room floor at times aren't we.

Amanda Jane says; I'm one of those people that would of reached down and flipped over the bug. I would of helped him out....what does that say about you and I as human beings. Isn't it nice some times when you are struggling and you know that you have a friend somewhere who is willing to pull you out of the piss, flip you over and help you on your way?? Be that person next time, and see if your thoughts on the matter change.

8-31-05

Quote of the day:
"Evil is no faceless stranger,living in a distant neighborhood.Evil has a wholesome, hometown face,with merry eyes and an open smile.Evil walks among us, wearing a maskwhich looks like all our faces." ------The book of Counted Sorrows

Thought of the day:
So last night I typed up my little thought of the day and went to bed. As I lay there in bed with all the horrible thoughts swirling thru my head that you don't even want to imagine, they all were brought to a halt by one odd realization. That is, that if I were to die my last thought to the world would be how the pirate ship ride makes my balls feel funny. Maybe I should take better care as to what I write. Nah! Life is as much the goofy as the serious.

Amanda Jane says; No Dave, we like hearing about you and your balls. HAHAHAHAHA

8-30-05

Quote of the day:
"Women like princes, find few real friends." George Lyttleton

Thought of the day:
There are a lot of odd little differences between the sexes that will always be a mystery each other. I have to wonder how many woman know the odd effect those pirate ship rides at amusement parks have on the male body. Who knows, maybe it's just mine and it has been a while since I've been on one. But I recall that when it swung back your body seems to lift up and "float" for a split second. Which I recall also effecting my testicles in a way that is not without it's charms.

what?

8-29-05

Quote of the day:
"Laws are silent in time of war." Cicero (52 BC)

Thought of the day:
Am I the only one who's waiting for a hurricane Debbie to hit Dallas? Now that'll be a funny headline!

Amanda Jane says; Now that would be some funny shit. Although I'm not sure I would want to volunteer for that clean up.. Ewwww.

8-28-05

Quote of the day:
"No man is a failure who is enjoying life." William Feather

Thought of the day:
I have to say that the opposite must also be true, that no man is a success who does not enjoy life.

Amanda Jane says; I enjoy every day, or at least a part of it, so does that make me successful? I'm not sure that anyone knows that. My Grandmother told me to enjoy every day, so I do. Thanks Grandma.

8-27-05

Quote of the day:
"Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." H. L. Mencken

Thought of the day:
There is nothing more dangerous than a man who has nothing, for he has nothing to lose or to fear.

Amanda Jane says; ain't that the truth. Again I am reminded to remind myself that truly crazy people do not know that they are crazy. That is scary as hell.

8-26-05

Quote of the day:
"I should have never switched from scotch to martinis." Humphrey Bogart's last words

Thought of the day:
Some days seem to end before they even begin.

Amanda jane says; that makes me frown.

8-25-05

Quote of the day:
"Not to be born is, past all prizing, best." Sophocles

Thought of the day:
I have a lot of silly dreams. I call them silly because they are just silly. Like opening an ice cream parlor called "Sundaes Bloody Sundaes." I'd like to be a back up singer like in those old motown groups. Where I'd just chime in every so often with a key line while moving to the music in the background wearing a powder blue tux. I want to own an abortion clinic, just so I can use the above Sophocles quote as it's slogan. I want to be married to the first female President. So I can be known as the First Gentleman. Told you they were silly, but aren't all our dreams at least a bit silly? At least the best ones are.

Amanda Jane says; Some of the best accomplishements man have made, started out as silly dreams. If we didn't dream, where would we be?