9-16-05
Quote of the day:
"He's my friend that speaks well of me behind my back." Thomas Fuller
Thought of the day:
So if whales are mammals, can you milk them? I often hear women speak with pride that they can have babies and men can't, but never that they can produce milk. Can men produce milk? I know men can grow breasts with hormones. I once had the idea of marketing breast milk. Compared to getting it from a cow it seems more appealing to me and it's not like we don't already sell our bodily fluids. It'd probably be a good source of income for women who just had a baby. I don't know how much milk a woman could produce to meet demand or to make it not cost fifty bucks a carton. Does size matter in milk production? I wonder if vegans would drink it? I wonder if people would be offended if I put a black woman on chocolate milk or Calista Flockheart on skim? I once had a girl compare my idea to me drinking another man's sperm. Which I don't get, we don't drink cow sperm. Well, at least I don't! What the rest of you freak jobs do is between you and Jesus or whatever the hell you worship. Really that's like comparing breast feeding a child to molesting one. Well, you can look at this all and think a few thinks. Perhaps I'm making a comment on the dairy industry and it's treatment of animals. Perhaps I'm reminding us that we are mammals and really animals not that different from so many. Perhaps I have some lactation fetish. Or most likely your thinking how retarded I am. WHITE RUSSIANS ON ME AT THE BAR TONIGHT!
Amanda Jane says: That is gross, I think I'll take my coffee black today.
"He's my friend that speaks well of me behind my back." Thomas Fuller
Thought of the day:
So if whales are mammals, can you milk them? I often hear women speak with pride that they can have babies and men can't, but never that they can produce milk. Can men produce milk? I know men can grow breasts with hormones. I once had the idea of marketing breast milk. Compared to getting it from a cow it seems more appealing to me and it's not like we don't already sell our bodily fluids. It'd probably be a good source of income for women who just had a baby. I don't know how much milk a woman could produce to meet demand or to make it not cost fifty bucks a carton. Does size matter in milk production? I wonder if vegans would drink it? I wonder if people would be offended if I put a black woman on chocolate milk or Calista Flockheart on skim? I once had a girl compare my idea to me drinking another man's sperm. Which I don't get, we don't drink cow sperm. Well, at least I don't! What the rest of you freak jobs do is between you and Jesus or whatever the hell you worship. Really that's like comparing breast feeding a child to molesting one. Well, you can look at this all and think a few thinks. Perhaps I'm making a comment on the dairy industry and it's treatment of animals. Perhaps I'm reminding us that we are mammals and really animals not that different from so many. Perhaps I have some lactation fetish. Or most likely your thinking how retarded I am. WHITE RUSSIANS ON ME AT THE BAR TONIGHT!
Amanda Jane says: That is gross, I think I'll take my coffee black today.
posted by amanda jane at 7:29 AM
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