1-27-05

Quote of the day:
"A hero is one who does what he can." Romain Rolland

Thought of the day:
There's a great line in the movie Mallrats about how Superman couldn't have sex with Lois Lane because it'd be like a shotgun going off inside of her. I think it'd be even worst considering this guy can crush coal into diamonds with his hands. Imagine what damage his orgasmic muscle spasms could cause. I think he build that Fortress of Solitude just to have a safe place to beat off.

1-26-06

Quote of the day:
"Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand." George Eliot

Thought of the day:
....or after.

1-25-06

Quote of the day:
"What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books." Sigmund Freud

Thought of the day:
If you call yourself a nigger, then that's what you are.

1-24-06

Quote of the day:
"Ignorance is the womb of monsters." Henry Ward Beecher

Thought of the day:
Do they still make Trapper Keepers? Watching Spider-man & His Amazing Friends lost in my childhood a bit.

1-23-04

Quote of the day:
"Be careful to choose your enemies well. Friends don't much matter. But choice of enemies is very important." Oscar Wilde

Thought of the day:
You should be even more careful in choosing your lover because they'll be your enemy soon enough.

1-22-06

Quote of the day:
"Do your kid a favor -- don't have any." Robert Orben

Thought of the day:
Only nine more months till my birthday!

1-20-06

Quote of the day:
"To have become a deeper man is the privilage of those who have suffered." Oscar Wilde

Thought of the day:
I'm so very tired of all the bullshit that is my life.

1-19-06

Quote of the day:
"To have become a deeper man is the privilage of those who have suffered." Oscar Wilde

Thought of the day:
I'm so very tired of all the bullshit that is my life.

1-18-06

Quote of the day:
"Belief is a wise wager. Granted that faith cannot be proved, what harm will come to you if you gamble on its truth and it proves false?... If you gain; you gain all; if you lose, you lose nothing. Wager, then, without hesitation, that He exists." Blaise Pascal

Thought of the day:
Above is what is know as Pascal's Wager and it may seem logical but it's rather flawed. First off you can't believe just in case. Faith has to be genuine. The other side is that for example if there's Goddess, it's probably more likely to be pissed at the person calling her a God and telling others her will than silly old me. But I have taken something from Mr. Pascal's wager and that is I've come up with my one time only prayer:

To Whom It May Concern,

Hello it's Dave but then you already know that and well everything else I'm gonna say. So what's the point? Well, just humor a mer mortal. First off thanks for the good and well fuck off for all the bad. Just kidding on the "fuck off," I don't want to be struck by lightning or wake up still me tomorrow. I just assume you have a sense of humor when I look at this world. Well, back to business, people tell me all kinds of stories as to who you are and what you want, that all sound like they've been smoking crack. Personally if there is any hint of truth to their stories it's sadly been lost in an ocean of bullshit. So while I honestly believe I'm only addressing myself here, if your out there and want anything from me let me know. Though I can't understand why the all powerful would want anything from me, even my worship seems a bit petty but to each their own.

P.S. Do I really need to say "bless you" to people sneezing?

1-17-06

Quote of the day:
"What's a matter Cernal Sanders? Chicken!" from Spacesballs the movie

Thought of the day:
Well Pam Anderson-whatever her full name is now is trying to get a bust of Cernal Sanders removed from the Kentucky State capital. She says it's a "Monument to cruelty," which I think is ridiculous. Now her and PETA have some grips with KFC and the handling of it chickens but that has nothing to do with the Cernal. The man's been dead for over 20 years and even before that he long since sold away his name and likeness. We have monuments to slave owners in this country and the guy who sold fried chicken is getting treated like he was a Nazi war criminal. I don't know about you but these morons have just encouraged me to buy some KFC today.

1-16-06

Quote of the day:
"There comes a time when a moral man can't obey a law, which his conscience tells him is unjust." Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Thought of the day:
It's Martin Luther King Jr. day and I'm left wondering what does one have to do to get a holiday? Not many people have them. Jesus, Columbus, and Dr. King are the only people who have national ones that I can think of. I really can't see how it works.

1-15-06

Quote of the day:
"People a ll over the world recognize me as a spiritual leader." Steven Seagal

Thought of the day:
So why do I do this? Simple answer is I like to see what people think of this stuff rattling around my head. Why else share it, eh? They tell you that you shouldn't care what other people think. Which is true but also horse shit. You should care, you know who doesn't care what others think? An asshole! Granted you shouldn't be a slave to trying to please others but don't just write them off.

1-14-06

Quote of the day:
"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense." Steve Landesberg

Thought of the day:
If G.I.Joe is the "real American Hero," why does it say "made in China" on his ass?

1-13-06

Quote of the day:
"Great minds have purposes, others have wishes." Washington Irving

Thought of the day:
I had to laugh last night as I flipped thru the channels, we have a station now on cable that shows video footage of certain parts of the area. I turned it on to find "Every Breath you Take" by the Police playing as the footage went by. Which I believe is based on the book 1984. So remember this Friday the 13th not to fear some silly superstitious nonsense because Big Brother is watching! And you've got enough real fears to worry about!

1-12-06

Quote of the day:
"God must love the common man, he made so many of them." Abraham Lincoln

Thought of the day:
Today I think of the story of Caine and Abel with a sinister smile. Not only do I find amusement in the fact that Caine is said to be the first murderer and that his victim was his brother but that when questioned about it he would turn to a god and say "Am I my brothers keeper?" Now that's just balls! I FUCKING LOVE IT! It's like the "Frankly my dear I don't give a damn." In Gone With the Wind it's smoother than Johnny Walker Blue Label. Fuck Abel! He was born to die!

1-11-06

Quote of the day:
"When it comes to the important things one is always alone." May Sarton

Thought of the day:
Do they make dildos that are uncircumcised? Want a laugh, go to a sex shop pick out a dildo and ask the guy working there, "Can I get this 2 inches longer and uncircumcised?"

1-10-06

Quote of the day:
"God must hate the common man, he made him so common." Phlip Wylie

Thought of the day:
You can't beat the system, but sometimes you can really fuck it up!

1-09-06

Quote of the day:
"I like America, just as everybody else does. I love America, I gotta say that. But America will be judged." Bob Dylan

Thought of the day:
Some people are born again, while others just grow up. I'm sure that's not original. Hmmmm...how about this...there's nothing worst than hanging on to the idea that because someone cared for you in the past that they might in the future. But then I think someone else said something similar to me the other day. I liked it though and could definitely relate. Well, maybe I don't have anything original for today.

1-08-06

Quote of the day:
"We do not train to be merciful here, mercy is for the weak. A man confronts you in the street he is your enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy." John Kreese

Thought of the day:
There should be interventions for assholes. Because maybe some people don't realize what assholes they are.

1-07-06

Quote of the day:
"Those who deface a Hummer in words or deed deface the American flag and what it stands for." Rick Schmidt


Goofy T-shirt Idea of the day:
"I'm the reason your sisters a lesbian"

G.I. Joe of the day:
Roadblock


Candy of the day:
Pixie Sticks

Song of the day:
"black messiah" by the Kinks


Hair Style of the day:
Spike


Vampire of the day:
Spike

Side kick of the day:
Spike

Queen of the day:
Elton John

Bad Habit of the day:
Pixie Sticks


Thought of the day:
Hi it's good old Uncle Dave wondering who you are and how you got this? Most likely your someone on my Quote of the day e-mail list but then I don't know who all will reads it after I send these. Do these things ever get forwarded? I know they get posted on Dave's Thinking Again and who knows who reads it there? So everyday I send out these silly thoughts into the world never knowing where they'll end up.

1-06-06

Quote of the day:
"I hate admitting that my enemies have a point." Salman Rushdie

Thought of the day:
If I ever build a house I'd put in a urinal. It'd save a lot of water and any arguments over the toilet seat. I wonder who waists more men or women. I think about the urinal and how much less water it uses. The fact that women tend to live longer. Men don't menstruate, so they don't create any of the mess and garbage related to that. Though I'm guessing men make more of a mess masturbating. Women make a lot of garbage by using make up. Condoms I'd say are a mutual mess except for with homosexuals. Well, just something goofy that went thru my noggin and thought I'd toss out there.

1-05-06

Quote of the day:
"Laws are silent in time of war." Cicero

Thought of the day:
::SMACK:: just a kiss for all the ladies today.

1-04-06

Quote of the day:
"I took a job as a grave digger because I thought it'd help me overcome my fear of death. When I started, the other guys in the cemetery initiated me by putting me in a coffin and closing the lid. That sacred the shit out of me -- but I've had no fear of death since. It cured me." Rod Stewart

Thought of the day:
So how many people do you need to qualify as an orgy? I say at least five. You think you can taste the difference if someone's had a vasectomy? I'm not one to judge, but I'd say that qualifies you as a slut if you can

1-03-06

Quote of the day:
"Un-American is simply something that somebody else does not agree to." Maury Maverick

Thought of the day:
You think I need to make any changes for the new year? Shave my beard, get a vasectomy, get a new job, move out, stop drinking, start smoking, learn to play the sitar, join a church/cult, eat better, get a tattoo, etc. I'm open to suggestions but to be fair don't ask me to do anything you won't do with me.

1-02-06

Quote of the day:
"Never complain and never explain." Benjamin Disraeli

Thought of the day:
While looking thru my quote books the other day I found an odd mention of how the Supreme Court had ruled Income Taxes unconstitutional some time back around 1897. So I'm wondering if it's true and what happened? People have such a bug up their ass over abortion and the Supreme Court but who gives a damn if I can stop paying taxes! Give me my full pay and they can club new borns if they don't like them.

1-01-06

Quote of the day:
"When i give food to the poor they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food they call me a communist." Helder Camara

Thought of the day:
If how I feel today is any indication of what this years going to be like, I'm fucked!

12-31-05

Quote of the day:
Dave's Thinking Again: 9-14-05 I choose this my pick for quote of the year first off because it's from this year. Also while I'm not sure how much I agree or disagree with it, it was a shocking and a bit powerful.

Thought of the Year:
Dave's Thinking Again: 8-05-05 This is probably one of my most personal and unique thoughts. It came to me while lying in bed trying to fall asleep. I almost jumped out of bed to use it but I had already done the thought for that day. I still don't recommend my sister reads it.

12-30-05

Quote of the day:
"However harmless a thing is, if the law forbids it most people will think it wrong." W. Sommerset Maugham

Thought of the day:
If you really want to know what people think, piss them off. What horrible truths we say in anger. What horrible lies our appologies are afterwards!

12-29-05

Quote of the day:
"Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret." Marlene Duetrich

Thought of the day:
Evil is a matter of the time and place you live in.

12-28-05

Quote of the day:
"In the end, everything is a gag." Charlie Chaplin

Thought of the day:
Am I the only person who thinks it's funny that the first girl to blow me was named 'Monica'?

12-27-05

Quote of the day:
"Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves?" Friedrich Nietzsche

Thought of the day:
Life is short, take more pictures of the ones you love.

12-26-05

Quote of the day:
"I'll play it first and tell you what it is later." Miles Davis

Thought of the day:
Have you ever looked a photograph you took on vacation or where ever and wondered who are those people that got in the background? What's their name? What's their story? Maybe you could start a web site in search of such info or just chock it up the fun mystery that is life. Maybe next vaction try to get into the background of every person you see talking a picture.

12-25-05

Quote of the day:
"Do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of it's own." Jesus

Thought of the day:
Well, Happy Christmas from Uncle Dave to you! I looked for a Jesus quote today and found the one above to be my favorite one I found. If your celebrating Christmas today ask yourself, why? If Jesus is a part of that answer again ask yourself, why? What about Jesus do you like? Jesus I always think of as being like Caine on Kung-Fu, a humble, gentle, man who pass on wisdom as he wandered threw life. I don't really care for the heaven and god part but more the simple lessons. I don't believe that Jesus was the son of a god but I do believe that blessed are the peacemakers.

12-24-05

Quote of the day:
"He that lives upon hope will die fasting." Benjamin Franklin

Thought of the day:
As far as I can tell the message of most religions is that were all better off dead.

12-23-05

Quote of the day:
"Don't swear, boy. It shows a lack of vocabulary." Alan Bennett

Thought of the day:
Now I'm not against hunting but I think if they start a draft they should start with them. They have experience being out in extreme weather and using firearms to kill. This would just be the next level in hunting: Smarter Armed Prey!

12-22-05

Quote of the day:
"There's only one way of being happy by the heart: namely, to have none." Paul Bourget

Thought of the day:
I agree, you ask me it's the Tin Man that needed the brain if he didn't realize how good he had it.

12-21-05

Quote of the day:
"Thou art the man." II Samuel 12:7

Thought of the day:
You should never smile or cry unless you mean it. Some lies aren't spoken.

12-20-05

Quote of the day:
"Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs." Alfred Hitchcock

Thought of the day:
I heard the other day that mistletoe was chosen because the juice of it's berries looks like seamen. I guess those mistletoe belt buckles aren't too far off the mark.

12-19-05

Quote of the day:
"Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into." Don Marquis

Thought of the day:
Potheads need to get over this 420 thing. It's just kinda lame. Hmmm...I wonder what they'd do if I handed them a Magnum and told them it was 357.

12-18-05

Quote of the day:
"Man is a tool-making animal." Benjamin Franklin

Thought of the day:
Well, it's a week till Christmas and all I can say is "Bah Humbug!"

12-17-05

Quote of the day:
"There's a sucker born every minute." Phineas T. Barnum

Thought of the day:
I never really understood that Willie Nelson song Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys until I saw the trailer for Brokeback Mountain.

12-16-05

Quote of the day:
"I don't think of all the misery, but of all the beauty that still remains." Anne Frank

Thought of the day:
Methylchloroisothiazolinone: this is longest word I think I've ever seen. That it's an ingredient in many shampoos is about all I know or care to know about it. I thought my spell check was going to come up "are you fucking kidding?" when I clicked on it. I'd try to pronounce it but I'm afraid it might induce a seizure. Really I'm having enough trouble just trying to count how many letters are in it. Well something to think about next time you wash your hair.

12-15-05

Quote of the day:
"A soft answer turneth away wrath." Proverbs

Thought of the day:
People who say that we've become "desensitized" in this country should be handed a live chicken and be made to slaughter, pluck, then cook n' serve it. Because if anything I think we become more and more sheltered in this country every year. Just look at my chicken idea, how many of you could do that? Yet countless people do it everyday, while people in this country won't eat chicken because they know an animal had to die for. People think all the violence on TV desensitizes us to real violence. Yet people live in war torn areas and see people really being killed before their eyes. We should all take a nice trip to the morgue and see who's the most desenstized.

12-14-05

Quote of the day:
"If you take the cost of obtaining a tattoo compared to the cost of removing it, it's almost exactly the same ratio as the cost of a marriage license compared to the cost of a divorce. So...the take-home message is: Think real hard before you get a tattoo or get married" Dr. Ross Van Antwerp

Thought of the day:
I've always been big into to super heroes & super powers and the best singular power I've come up with is to be able to give and receive an infinite amount of pleasure.

12-13-05

Quote of the day:
"I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells." Dr Seuss

Thought of the day:
For some odd reason I came up with "donor" ideas that might be useful to sperm banks. Having your child being part Native American could be very helpful in getting grants for college and other things. You could give your child duel citizenship by having the father be from a different country. I don't know if that'd give the child free health care in Canada or not. Lastly since men never stop producing sperm, why not find men who have lived very long without much if any serious health problems. It's just simple genetics.. Then again I bet there is a general difference that'd make finding men beyond a certain age who are willing difficult. I've mention most if not all of this before haven't I? Oh, who gives a crap? Most of you stopped reading this less than half way thru if you read it at all. Admit it! Oh wait you didn't read this far to answer that. You clever bastards! Why do baby dolls do all the annoying things that real babies do? Who want a toy that cries n' shits? Well, see ya in the funny papers everyone!

12-12-05

Quote of the day:
"He is a fine friend. He stabs you in the front." Leonard Louis Levinson

Thought of the day:
Sorry if sometimes I repeat myself. It's hard to keep track of everything I've quoted or wrote after over 300 of these.

12-11-05

Quote of the day:
"I ain't dead yet mother fucker!!" Richard Pryer

Thought of the day:
umm...actually you are...

12-10-05

Quote of the day:
"Most people experience love, without noticing that there is anything remarkable about it." Boris Pasternak

Thought of the day:
Some dreams should remain dreams. They have more magic in our imagination than in their harsh reality of being achieved.

12-08-05

Quote of the day:
"Another thing I noticed about Mr. Clinton was that he and his wife seemed to be in love. The way they held hands, the way they looked at each other -- it had the feeling of real lovers together." Johnny Cash

Thought of the day:
Here are some odd facts for you that I'm not 100% are even true when it comes to them all. A sperm whale's penis is about the size of me. Johnny Cash's wife was former president Jimmy Carter's cousin. The clitoris has more nerves related to pleasure than the entire penis. So quit your bitch'n ladies! Apple seeds contain cyanide. I've told you that Jell-O is made from animals, but often so are gummy bears, sour cream, cream cheese, cake icing & frosting, and marshmallows. Since all tend to be made with gelatin. The song "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" at one point out sold "White Christmas." Casey Kasem was the voice of Shaggy on Scooby Doo.

12-07-05

Quote of the day:
"All political parties die at last of swallowing their own lies." John Arbuthnot

Thought of the day:
I keep seeing these stories on TV about groups fight to put the word "Christmas" back into things that have been changed to "Holiday" or other such things. Most of which were changed to not exclude other faiths. Really FOX news won't shut up about it, mostly because the one guy on there is trying to sell a book about it. The only thing I find interesting is that most of the places that they are fighting to get the name put back, they should probably be fighting to take it out of. Do Christian really want their lord and savior's name used to sell crap at Target? Really it's all the things that distract from the "true meaning of Christmas" that they are fighting for. Some how I doubt pine trees were big in Bethlehem. They should worry about the sick and the poor, not that some store is selling "holiday trees." By Odin's beard, I wonder if these people even know what they're worshiping!

12-06-05

Quote of the day:
"No one is more profoundly sad than he who laughs too much." Jean Paul Richter

Thought of the day:
Better late then never I guess. Sorry folks been working like a dog. That's a dumb expression, do you know many dogs that work? If laying around the house and licking peoples crouch is hard work, sign me up! ...well depending on the crouches...

12-05-05

Quote of the day:
"Experience makes more timid men than it does wise ones." Josh Billings

Thought of the day:
Yippee it's fucking Monday again! I haven't much to say, at least nothing good. Santa Claus is an anti-Semite!

12-04-05

Quote of the day:
"Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married, too." H. L Mencken

Thought of the day:
Why do I end up caring about people who don't care and hurting people who do?

Amanda Jane says if you figure that out please let me know and we will write a book.

12-03-05

Quote of the day:
".....remember guns don't kill people - unless you practice real hard." Bill Maher

Thought of the day:
It's all about who you know and who you blow in this world.

Amanda Jane says; Happy Birthday Mom!

12-02-05

Quote of the day:
"Every day in every way. I am getting better and better." Émile Coué

Thought of the day:
I'm the type of guy who'd write you a depressing X-mas card but a funny suicide note.

Amanda Jane says; You know what Dave, I wouldn't expect anything else.

12-01-05

Quote of the day:
"I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better." Samuel Butler


Thought of the day:
For some odd reason I feel that I have to send these out on the day that they are the quote of the day for. I'll wait till midnight or send it the next morning. That has to be some kinda sickness. Speaking of which, I'm sick with a cold or something. I tried to come up with something to say about a cold and how people die from them or that they're alive but I'm not feeling up to it. So lets just consider this me using a sick day.

11-30-05

Thought of the day:
It's hunting season and I have no interest in it what so ever. The last thing I want to do is get up early sit in the cold woods only to end up dragging a bleeding carcass. Sure shooting something is probably fun & disturbing but not worth the effort. However if some deer runs into my car it's open season on all those mother fuckers. Hmmm....I wonder if there's a season that allows you to hunt with an ax? Or better yet a chain saw!


Quote of the day:
"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm." Steven Wright

Amanda Jane is laughing out loud, for once we agree!

11-29-05

Thought of the day:
There are people who believe that dreams foretell the future. Myself I can generally trace the events in my dream back to something I was thinking about the day before or what not. So I tend not to buy into the idea that they are visions but just simply my mind set on random. However if they are visions, I'm gonna be fucking a lot of people. Some of you even. That and apparently taking a lot of tests. None of which I'll be prepared for.


Quote of the day:
"People who insist on telling their dreams are among the terrors of the breakfast table." Max Beerbohm

Amanda Jane wonders if you use the word "fuck" literally.

11-28-05

Quote of the day:
"Whatever your beliefs on this war, we've lost some great boys and girls." Bill Mitchell

Thought of the day:
Perhaps my bitter is your sweet.

Amanda Jane says; perhaps pizza tastes to me as a hamburger does to you. Maybe we precieve blue and orange differently. These are things that I have pondered since I could ponder.

11-27-05

Quote of the day:
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance." Socrates

Thought of the day:
So does that make me evil?

11-26-05

Thought of the day:
There's always work for soldiers and prostitutes.

Quote of the day:
"Your best karate still inside. Now time let out!" Mr. Miyagi/Pat Morita

11-25-05

Thought of the day:
So why Johnnie Walker many of you may ask? Well, there are a lot of reasons and it's a bit of an evolution but it all started in Highschool. I never drank in Highschool first off. So I'm at a football game and these little kids are yelling up at us from behind the bleachers and so we started to yell back. When I went down there with my friends Ed and Corrine a cop came up to us and told us to come with him. Those little brats told the cops we'd been drinking. He then walked us behind the bleachers and picked up a bottle. To which I said "I don't even know what that is," to which he replied rather loud and seriously "IT'S THE RED LABEL JOHNNIE WALKER!" He took us out to the parking lot to another officer and told him what happened. I don't think it took much to realize that we hadn't finished off a bottle of scotch and the bottle probably looked like it been there awhile. We got ID'd and let go. The cop jokingly told Corrine she'd have to go to jail for not having ID. So that's how it all began. I bought Ed a bottle of the Red for his 21st birthday. Yet it would be years before I really started to drink it.

Quote of the day:
"He died of cirrhosis of the liver. It costs money to die of cirrhosis of the liver." P.G. Wodehouse

11-24-05

Thought of the day:
Well I woke up today and hit play on my CD player only to hear Johnny Cash singing Pocahontas. It was nothing I planned but I say it should be the song for the day. So it's Thanksgiving and I could give two shits. I'm not big into the food and if anything I'm more resentful than thankful. Really I don't trust people who invite me over for Thanksgiving dinner, it makes me wonder what they're going to do to me afterwards.

Quote of the day:
"I can still see the butchered women and children lying heaped and scattered...And I can see that something else died there in the bloody mud...A people's dream died there." Black Elk

11-18-05

Quote of the day:
"I wouldn't let anyone influence me into thinking I was doing the wrong thing by singing about death, hell, and drugs. 'Cause I've always done that. And I always will." Johnny Cash

Thought of the day:
The local TV news has it's little "28 try out" segment, where they test those products you see for sale on TV and tell you how well it works. Now I keep seeing these sexual performance pills on TV. I even heard one on the radio today for women. Now I would love to see them "try out" these products for you. Can't you just see it, "Well Frank, did your penis grow or not?"

11-17-05

Quote of the day:
"Today is dedicated to Uranus!" from the movie, Hercules and the Captive Women

Thought of the day:
People need to stop asking me if I saw the Johnny Cash movie, at least until it's actually in theaters! Am I the only person who noticed that all the places hit on Sept. 11th (New York, Pennsylvania, and D.C.) voted against Bush? You think if people were like vampires and could live forever barring a few weaknesses, that they'd take better care of themselves? It's getting cold out, better take a sweater. Why is the word "chaos" spelled nothing like it sounds? Do other animals menstruate? I've never seen tampons for dogs. I was never able to have a dog. I wouldn't want a big dog. I'd like to know if it came down to it, I could kill the dog if need be. Hmmm...wonder if I should apply that logic to dating? I can't see how masturbating makes you blind. Well, have a happy day!

11-23-05

Thought of the day:
A ton of people isn't really that many, especially if their really fat!

Quote of the day:
"Hitler had the best answers to everything." Charles Manson

11-22-05

Thought of the day:
Have any of you heard of Jeff Gannon? I doubt it. As far as I can tell he was "reporter" at the White House. Who turned out not to have much if any credentials and to be on male escort web site. So pretty much this guy is likely to be a very expensive gay prostitute who somehow got access to the White House. He was also know for asking "easy" questions and apparently got a few big scoops. Which makes me wonder who he's blowing? Oddly enough this hasn't turned into that big of a story. At the very least it major blunder on security. His real name isn't even Jeff Gannon but James Guckert and yet I read he had access under Jeff Gannon. I've also read that even married women have to use the maiden names under White House security. Isn't this the administration that's supposed to be keeping us safe? I'd hate to see what happens if we had a serious disaster...oh wait. So what's the real and complete story here, I'd like to know!


Quote of the day:
"he leaves no marks, only lasting impressions." a descrption of Gannon said to be on one of the sites

11-21-05

Quote of the day:
"Men should not use vulgar language in the men's restroom. Also, people who write obscene language on stalls should be brought to justice. Gentlemen to not have this kind of behavior: A law should be passed in Congress regarding proper behavior in restrooms." Alex S. Partika


Thought of the day:
This was in the paper on Saturday in that section where people write in. I could get into how dumb it is and how this guy needs to seriously take the stick out of his ASS but I think that'd be obvious

Amanda Jane says; Men will be children.

11-20-05

Quote of the day:
"Since we lots our beards we have no more souls." Spanish Proverb

Thought of the day:
I was feel depressed driving home tonight. I'm not a 100% sure why and I don't care to share my theories why. I hit a rabbit on my street. It ran out and I couldn't stop in time...I don't know maybe I could have...but I didn't. I felt the hit and knew it, but I turned around to check anyway. There it was dead as could be...I could see a smear of blood by it too. I was glad that at least it wasn't twitching there half dead. What would I do then? Put it out of misery or leave it? It's just a rabbit I guess, but then I'm just a man I guess. This is an odd story to tell I guess, but then this is my life. I killed something today, does that mean anything?

Rodger Rabbit says; Thank you for at least trying to miss me. Some people swerve towards me. The effort is appreciated.

Amanda Jane says; Rodger is right Dave, some people just drive around in the sticks looking for something to kill.

11-19-05

Quote of the day:
"If Phoenix & Witherspoon don't get Oscar nods for their roles as Johnny Cash & June Carter, I'll strip naked and sing 'Ring of Fire.' You don't want that." Tom DlChiara

Thought of the day:
Well, I guess a lot of people are wondering what I thought of the Johnny Cash movie. So I'll say that I thought it was great. Really despite what some may think, I'm probably more critical of it than most. Two things really stood out for me in the movie though. One was where he was pitching the idea for doing a live album from a prison and people from the record company were against it. The comment was made that his audience is mostly Christian and that they wouldn't appreciate him singing to murders and rapist, to which he pretty much replied "then they ain't really christians." I liked that! The other thing was how much June Carter was there for him. It tends to be this old ideal that a man is going to swoop in and "save" a woman. It's a fanstasty found in many fairy tales and what not, but i think it's true that many men need a woman to save them. Really the romantic message in this movie is a bit of a dangerous one considering it all. Because most times sticking with the person with troubles only gets yourself in trouble. I don't know, it's late and my mind is choatic. One part of the story that was missing that I read about was that one of the first things Johnny said to June was that he'd marry her some day.