10-13-05
Quote of the day:
"A disease known is half cured." Thomas Fuller
Thought of the day:
So the calendar at work says that October is breast cancer awareness month. Is it me or is every other month breast cancer month? At the very least I hear about it a lot. The woman from the news encourages buddy checks all the time, which I doubt are as fun as they sound. But honestly, why do I hear little to nothing about prostate cancer? I guess getting people to check there boobs is easier than getting them to check there asshole. Well, whichever you've got, take care of your business and if you see me feeling up someone while they've got a finger up my ass, remember it's all about prevention.
Tasteless Joke of the day:
I was with a girl and thought I felt a lump, till I realized that was her breast. (somethings I know are wrong, and that I why I have to share them)
Honest expression of the day:
I seriously love you all and as dumb as I am with this shit at times, I think today's quote of the day is one of the truest even. So do what you've got to do people.
Amanda Jane says; Thanks Dave we love you too and if I decide to have a buddy check my boobs..I'll keep you in mind. But if you need a finger up your butt, sorry to say that I am not qualified (nor do I wish to pretend to be). Dehaut may be able to help us all out.
"A disease known is half cured." Thomas Fuller
Thought of the day:
So the calendar at work says that October is breast cancer awareness month. Is it me or is every other month breast cancer month? At the very least I hear about it a lot. The woman from the news encourages buddy checks all the time, which I doubt are as fun as they sound. But honestly, why do I hear little to nothing about prostate cancer? I guess getting people to check there boobs is easier than getting them to check there asshole. Well, whichever you've got, take care of your business and if you see me feeling up someone while they've got a finger up my ass, remember it's all about prevention.
Tasteless Joke of the day:
I was with a girl and thought I felt a lump, till I realized that was her breast. (somethings I know are wrong, and that I why I have to share them)
Honest expression of the day:
I seriously love you all and as dumb as I am with this shit at times, I think today's quote of the day is one of the truest even. So do what you've got to do people.
Amanda Jane says; Thanks Dave we love you too and if I decide to have a buddy check my boobs..I'll keep you in mind. But if you need a finger up your butt, sorry to say that I am not qualified (nor do I wish to pretend to be). Dehaut may be able to help us all out.

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