10-16-05

Quote of the day:
"A shocking occurrence ceases to be shocking when it occurs daily." Alexander Chase

Thought of the day:
I haven't care for my thoughts of the day lately. Mostly they've just been cheap jokes that aren't even that funny. I was listen to the Billy Joel song "Angry Young Man" the other day and liked the line "I believed in causes too, I had my pointless point of view." Maybe I should change it from "Thought of the day" to "My pointless point of view?"

10-15-05

Quote of the day:
"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot" Groucho Marx

Thought of the day:
Purgatory is meeting a pretty girl.

Amanda Jane says; Your damned if you do and miserable with wonder if you don't.

10-14-05

Quote of the day:
"I went to hear the Rolling Stones one time in England. They had the music so loud that when I came out, I litterally scared myself to death because I couldn't hear. I thought I was losing my hearing. I'm already blind, I can't be no Helen Keller." Ray Charles

Thought of the day:
Well, I got a new ID today. It was my fourth, which leaves me feeling that I'm getting old. I'm an organ donor, but after looking into Bud Dwyer I have to wonder if it really matters. He took care to see that he'd be an organ donor from what I've read. Yet it said all they could use was his corneas because too much time passed before they moved his body. So I have to wonder how many people's organs get used? Either way what's the harm in being one, eh? I kinda like the idea of my organs living on after me. Though I wouldn't recommend my heart, every time I've given it away it's been rejected. I have been surprisingly told I have a good liver though

10-13-05

Quote of the day:
"A disease known is half cured." Thomas Fuller

Thought of the day:
So the calendar at work says that October is breast cancer awareness month. Is it me or is every other month breast cancer month? At the very least I hear about it a lot. The woman from the news encourages buddy checks all the time, which I doubt are as fun as they sound. But honestly, why do I hear little to nothing about prostate cancer? I guess getting people to check there boobs is easier than getting them to check there asshole. Well, whichever you've got, take care of your business and if you see me feeling up someone while they've got a finger up my ass, remember it's all about prevention.

Tasteless Joke of the day:
I was with a girl and thought I felt a lump, till I realized that was her breast. (somethings I know are wrong, and that I why I have to share them)

Honest expression of the day:
I seriously love you all and as dumb as I am with this shit at times, I think today's quote of the day is one of the truest even. So do what you've got to do people.

Amanda Jane says; Thanks Dave we love you too and if I decide to have a buddy check my boobs..I'll keep you in mind. But if you need a finger up your butt, sorry to say that I am not qualified (nor do I wish to pretend to be). Dehaut may be able to help us all out.

10-12-05

Quote of the day:
"The dagger plunged in the name of Freedom is plunged into the breast of Freedom." Jose Marti

Thought of the day:
Having children must be a sobering mirror to look into. I honestly don't like this much but need to get to bed and I haven't even jerked off yet.

Amanda Jane says; Way too much information.

10-11-05

Quote of the day:
"...another Negro hung naked from a tree. In the background a Klansman held aloft a large American flag." Jacob Javits

Thought of the day:
If freedom isn't free, what is?

Amanda Jane says; Tell me about it. I'm not sure if it's the English language that makes us sound stupid, or if indeed we are just that stupid.

10-10-05

Quote of the day:
"There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water." Bill Maher

Thought of the day:
I'm convinced that the military is working with country music. Ever listen to much newer country? Every other song is about the military. Yippee were gonna put a boot in your ass, it's the American! You think that's a joke? It's almost word for word a Toby Keith song. There is actually a song out now about "making it" to Arlington. For those of you who may not know that's a cemetery. You ask me it's better to live on the street then be buried in Arlington, but then I think cemeteries are a waist of land anyway. Dear country radio, I haven't forgotten Sept. 11th because you won't stop milking it to sell albums and a war against a country that had nothing to do with it.

10-09-05

Quote of the day:
"Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it." George Bernard Shaw

Thought of the day:
What good is a Cadillac that won't start? That's not a fucking metaphor!

Amanda Jane wonders; What is wrong with yer car?

10-08-05

Thought of the day:
Chicken wings aren't very hot when regurgitate.

Quote of the day:
"True friendship comes when silence between people is comfortable." Dave Tyson Gentry


Amanda Jane says; Hmm, why isn't it how when regurgitate? And why does puke taste like puke? You know that taste and that smell, it's usually the same. Maybe we should ask an avid bulimia what may taste different upon regurgitation. Know any?

10-07-05

Thought of the day:
There was a prayer on the radio the other day and contrary to what you might think I have no problem with that. It's a free country, though the prayer did seem more political than religious. Asking for "godly judges," TV not to show what they don't like, and support of Israel's fight against terrorism. The judge part was really odd since last I check Christ taught that we are not to judge. But whatever, what really struck even ME as being a kinda sick was that after the amen it said that this prayer was brought to you by something or other limestone quarry and went into a sales pitch. Putting an advertisement at the end of a prayer to me is more blasphemous than any of the shit I've wrote.


Quote of the day:
"There are more tears shed over answered prayers than over unanswered prayers." St. Theresa

10-06-05

Thought of the day:
Johnnie Walker is the closest thing to a black friend I have. Not that I'm racist, it's more that I live in Honkey Town, USA in some ways. I am racist to a degree I'll admit though. I think it's hard not to have any racial bias or bigotry's. To be perfectly honest I think part of it is that most if not all stereotypes have some bias in truth. Really I tried to think of a stereotype that isn't true of at least someone (yes, some boys do in fact have cooties) and I can't think of one. Sure stereotypes do not fit every person or even the majority at times, which is why they are stereotypes, but they must have an origin and perhaps at least a grain of truth. Even the ones that seem to be born out of hatred. Perhaps they became self fulfilling prophecies and it's the old chicken or the egg question. If you tell someone that they are something from birth, most will believe it. But then what does this dumb Pollock know? (Why does my spell check know the word Pollock but not Honkey?)

Quote of the day:
"There is a tendency to judge a race, a nation or any distinct group by its least worthy members." Eric Hoffer

10-05-05

Quote of the day:
"A people which is able to say everything becomes able to do everything." Napoleon I

Thought of the day:
People always put the cat's litter box in the kitchen. Yeah, lets have animals shit where we store and prepare our food.

Amanda Jane says; Ewwwwww

10-04-05

Quote of the day:
"The mediocre teacher tells, the good teacher explains, the superior teacher demonstrates, the great teacher inspires." William Arthur Ward

Thought of the day:
Isn't public education in a sense the state telling you what to think?

10-03-05

Quote of the day:
"They deem him their worst enemy who tells them the truth." Plato

Thought of the day:
The fastest way to a junkie's heart is thru a needle. I wrote this the other day but didn't use it. I do that a lot.

Amanda Jane says; Why not? I like those kinds the best they makeme laugh!

10-02-05

Quote of the day:
"LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Tantalizing glances are in the air. Snuggle up with the love of your life for a night of pleasure." Jeraldine Saunders

Thought of the day:
This was my horoscope yesterday and I had to laugh at how it seemed a bit "naughty," especially when you see the picture of the older woman who wrote it at top. Sadly My horoscope did not come true. I never did trust astrology though. It's like religion's slutly cousin. Few people if any are serious about it, but we've all checked it out.

Amanda Jane says; I am usually good for reading at least my weekly horoscope. Usually it's forgotten withing minutes, but I read it none the less.

10-01-05

Quote of the day:
"The course of true love never did run smooth." Shakespeare

Thought of the day:
The heart is associated with both love and life. I think that says a lot about the two. For you can not live nor love without a heart. Believe me I've tried.

Amanda Jane says; What if your numb?

9-30-05

Thought of the day:
On January 22, 1987, Pennsylvania State Treasurer Bud Dwyer held a press during which he pull out a . 357 magnum and shot himself in the head, I was 9 years old. I always remembered his name and the incident. There were many jokes at the time, like how his wife told him to "don't go shooting your mouth off" and that his toothpaste was Aim. He came to mind the other night so for some reason so I did a search on the Internet on him. I found lots of interesting things. His suicide inspired the Filter song "Hey man, Nice Shot" and even an art exhibit on violent images. I also found a site with jokes, one with footage of his death, and even one planning on having a Bud Dywer day on the 22nd. I really don't know much about him except that he was convicted of charges and held that he was innocent, but I do know that his death will always be a part of my childhood. Which I guess explains a lot about me.

Quote of the day:
"Those of you who are putting your cameras away ... ought to stay because we're not finished yet." Bud Dwyer

Amanda Jane says; I remember the first time I saw that footage, I was about thirteen. It was on one of those "Faces of Death" movies. It was by far the most horrific thing that I have ever seen. I could not imagine seeing it live on t.v. and yes Dave I do suppose that would explain some things about you.

9-29-05

Quote of the day:
"He that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow." Ecclesiates 1:18

Thought of the day:
They said a prayer at my highschool graduation, which I'm pretty sure wasn't legal. Even though they try to get around it by having a student say it. Really it's one of two religious incidents I had in highschool that I honestly think I could have sued the school over. Whatever, I guess at this point but I always wondered what would I have said if I were the one that they'd asked to say such a thing. The story of Adam and Eve comes to mind. It was the tree of knowledge that the serpent was said to have tempted Eve to par take of. So given the idea that education is to acquire knowledge, should I not have given thanks to the serpent? For wasn't he the first "teacher" by encouraging the acquisition of knowledge? Or at least that's how the story goes. People cry about prayer being taken out of school, I wonder how quickly they'd shut up after mine?

Amanda Jane says: What could I say....your not a Christian, so you can have your views.

9-28-05

Quote of the day:
"God was satisfied with his own work, and that is fatal." Samuel Butler

Thought of the day:
To trust anything, be it a person, a belief, or whatever without question is to be a slave.

Amanda Jane wonders; if you some times sit in an empty bathtub in the dark and masturbate?

9-27-05

Quote of the day:
"Granting our wish is one of Fate's saddest jokes." James Russell Lowell

Thought of the day:
I keep seeing this Victoria Secret commercial for the "most advanced bra ever." Yeah, like I don't have enough trouble getting a regular one off a girl! But seriously they had a big release date for it even. Were women marking their calendar all excited over it? I doubt it. Boy I'm having a lot of breast related thoughts of the day lately. What's that all about? Really I'm asking a lot of rhetorical questions too.

Amanda Jane says: Mel would be a good one to ask about that. She is particular about her bras and seems to know what makes them comfortable. Now me, I don't have boobs, but bumps, so it doesn't really make a difference to me.

9-26-05

Quote of the day:
"All generalizations are false, including this one." Alexander Chase

Thought of the day:
I've heard that Hitler was a vegetarian. I've also heard he had one testicle, but that's beside the point. I do find the vegetarian part odd if true though since people tend to be vegetarians out of moral reasons. I've never heard of someone who just didn't like the taste. So did the führer have a problem with killing animals, but not people? Maybe he thought it was just healthier be a vegetarian.

Amanda Jane says; I hate steak, I'm sure in my lifetime I've had one or two good steaks. But I hate steak, I know it doesn't make me a vegetarian, but that may answer your question about the taste thing.

9-25-05

Quote of the day:
"A weapon is an enemy even to it's owner." Turkish Proverb

Thought of the day:
I've been doing this shit for almost a year now. Wonder how long it'll last? Will it last till I'm old and gray? Will I last till I'm old and grey?

Amanda Jane says: If I last till I'm old and grey then I will continue to post for you, but, if you don't last till your old and grey then....the end.