Tuesday, November 01, 2005

10-22-05

Quote of the Day: There's always been a lot of misunderstanding about Lando's character. I used to pick up my daughter from elementary school and get into arguments with little children who would accuse me of betraying Han Solo. Billy Dee Williams


Thought of the Day: I often wish I were as suave a motherfucker as Billy Dee. Sometimes I sit alone at home, put on a fake moustache, paint my skin black, and drink a bottle of Colt 45 just to see what it's like to be Lando. But seriously today is Dave's Birthday, wish him well, buy him a shot, and if you are single and a girl, give him a Birthday blowjob. That is the gift that truly keeps on giving =)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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