10-27-05

Quote of the day:
"Heaven might be defined as the place which men avoid." Thoreau

Thought of the day:
I've always held the belief that if the things I enjoy are sins then they wouldn't be in heaven. So other than the alternative, why would I want to go there? I thought of this the other day and started to think what my heaven would be. My heaven would be a dark eerily beautiful place. Like a Tim Burton film. I'd live in Castle Gray Skull. In my heaven everyone would drive a Cadilliac. In my heaven it'd snow and yet never gets cold. John Lennon would play "Imagine" all the time just for the irony. In my heaven I'd have a little dog named Shit Head that talks, but only in Spanish. In my heaven everyone would look however they wanted. Getting kicked in the balls would feel good. A river of Johnnie Walker runs threw my heaven. There is no disease except for nymphomania in my heaven. Characters form movies, TV, comics, and whatever are real. The sun rarely shines in my heaven. Which when you consider the number of vampires there it makes sense. Everyone reads my thoughts of the day no matter how long they ramble on. Everyone would have super powers in my heaven. We'd fight and fight, yet never die. No one would go to the bathroom in my heaven. Most of you would be there, but some of you would just visit. You can eat all you want and never get full in my heaven. There'd always be great music. Kernel Sanders, Ronald McDonald, and the Burger King serve you at Their fast food places. There is no garbage in my heaven. Women can get high by licking me. My heaven in a constant work in progress.