11-16-05

Quote of the day:
"What flatterers say try to make true." German Proverb

Thought of the day:
So why is that sex or almost everything sexual is a sin? It's as natural as breathing and really the source of life. My theory is that it came about to oppress woman. Lets face it once you take away a man physical strength, which the laws of most society to. The next way to persuade a man is sex. In fact it might be the first. And 99.9% of the time it's women who dominate this control. So to take that power away, it is made an evil. The funniest part is that women seem to be the ones that buy into this nonsense the most. Bottom line is you'll get more money from a man using a tit than a gun.

11-15-05

Quote of the day:
"Men are so necessarily mad, that not to be mad would amount to another form of madness." Pascal

Thought of the day:
There's the age old question of what do women want? I think part of the problem is that most men don't care what women want but what it will take to get them to give them what THEY want.

11-14-05

Quote of the day:
"I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation." George Bernard Shaw

Thought of the day:
To be happy with what you have is the key to life. A hero is only as good as his villain. Make a difference today, inspire someone...to kill themselves. I don't know, this is the best crap I could come up with today. The Magic 8-Ball in my mind is telling me to try again tomorrow. I'd try to spin that into a cocaine joke but I'm not in the mood. I've never done any "drugs" oddly enough. I'm fucked up as it is, eh

11-13-05

Quote of the day:
"Women seem to be alright on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband." Kin Hubbard

Thought of the day:
Say what you will about Hitler but at least he got people to stop growing those little mustaches!

11-12-05

Quote of the day:
"You can't wear a Che Guevara tee-shirt with your designer jeans unless you're trying to be ironic. One is a symbol for impoverished workers. The other was sewn by them. You want to support the poor people in Latin America? Buy more coke." Bill Maher

Thought of the day:
Why is the sky the only thing people ever question the color of? No one asks "why is the dirt brown?" or anything like that. Well I guess people do question why their neighbors are brown.

11-10-05

Quote of the day:
"...it's an old pool that no one ever took care of...and I guess from rain...and everything else.." Me, explaining the abandoned swimming pool behind the big cow on route 309

Thought of the day:
So I know my quote of the day is odd and makes no sense to most of you. Well first it's the Yeeeaaaahhh Day anniversary. Which I'd explain but I did that last year (Dave's Thinking Again: 11-11-04 ) and I don't want to repeat myself. So lets move on, shall we? I quoted myself which seems dumb but it me at 17. I'm not the person I was at 17, are you? I didn't even drink back then, let alone know what Johnnie Walker was. I was listening to Black Sabbath, not Johnny Cash. In too many ways though I'm still that boy trying to explain the obvious, like how a pool became a mess because no one took care of it. Friendships can become like that old pool, don't let them. And if your out driving today, roll down a window and scream at someone for me & the old pool that no one ever loved.

11-09-05

Quote of the day:
"Innocense is precious. It should be cherished, protected always. I was innocent once." Eddie Brock/Venom

Thought of the day:
If someone ever tells you to 'expect the unexpected', punch them in the mouth. See how much they expected that!

11-08-05

Quote of the day:
"Roy Orbison had a line in a song called 'My Best Friend.' It was a line that says, 'A diamond is a diamond and a stone is a stone. But man is part good and part bad.' You know, I recognize the fact that I'm part good and part bad," Johnny Cash.

Thought of the day:
Some days I'm mentally constipated, my mind is full of shit I can't seem to get out. But then most of you are probably thinking that I'm always full of shit.

11-07-05

Quote of the day:
"Question with boldness even the existence of God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear." Thomas Jefferson


Thought of the day:
An Atheist is a person dying to go nowhere. I guess most people would call me an Atheist, do I fit the definition. Personally, I've always felt that there'd have to be a god for me not to believe for me to be an Atheist. Lets face it there's no word for people who don't believe in fairies. So why indulge those that believe in gods by letting them label me for not?

11-06-05

Quote of the day:
"Hate is sooooo much more passionate, sooo much more emotional, and so much more fun than love." Ed Weidow


Thought of the day:
Love will often turn to hatred but hatred rarely turns to love. Hatred ends love but death is often the only thing that will stop hatred. Hate is powerful and seductive because it is easy. Often there is nothing we can do to make someone love us but it doesn't take much to make someone hate you. Love and hate flow from the same river, the only difference is if your going with or against the current.

Birthday Quotes sent to Dave for his um...Birthday

only have thought of the day: Walt Disney should be shot, for giving girls false hope. No average chick is ever going to marry a prince.






If there ever was in the history of humanity an enemy who was truly universal, an enemy whose acts and moves trouble the entire world, threaten the entire world, attack the entire world in any way or another, that real and really universal enemy is precisely Yankee imperialism.

Fidel Castro





Birthday quote:"A true friend stabs you in the front" - Oscar WildeBirthday thought:In honor of all the dumb bar stories you've told me - here's one from the Pharmacy...So, this middle-aged man dressed in nice slacks and a suit coat comes up to the pharmacy counter to pick up his medication. He gives his name to my technician, she looks in the bins and can't find it. She looks in the computer and states that we haven't filled anything for him, to which he irately replies "I know it's here. I specifically told my doctor to call CVS" (note: I work at Eckerd).He seemed quite confused when we told him he was at Eckerd. I'm sure the big sign on the front of the store, and the million signs that said Eckerd as he walked back to the pharmacy threw him off. And since you don't live in C-ville...also note - CVS is not even located near the Eckerd.Have a great b-day!!Lorrie


"You can't always get what you want. " The Stones" When masterbation lost it's fun your fuckin lazy." Green Day"You're 21 and you mother still makes your bed, and that's too long." Billy Joel"Yes, David really is my brother." Michelle ZolaThese quotes all reminded me of you. Happy birthday!!!Your Ever Loving Sister,Michelle

11-05-05

Quote of the day:
"He that jokes confesses." Italian Proverb

Thought of the day:
I was talking last night about the "I had an abortion" T-shirt I found. They did make it in men's but I said how I don't think anyone would believe me. In the conversation we came up with what I think is an even worst idea for a men version. It'd say "I forced her to have an abortion" with a gun pointing like an "I'm with stupid" shirt. Well, hey somedays I just have to give you a taste of the horrible. Another T-shirt Idea I had was a shirt with Mary Magdalen on it that said Jesus loved the whores.

Yer Sick Dude.

11-04-05

Quote of the day:
"Tis wisdom sometimes to seem a fool." Thomas Fuller

Thought of the day:
The Spanish language is becoming more prominent is this country, which bothers a lot of people. I can't say I disagree to a point that you shouldn't come to a country and expect that they adapt to your language. I know I wouldn't, nor did my relatives when they came here. But I do have to think it's a bit ridiculous that there are people who speak Klingon in this country, yet we can't handle people who speak real languages.

I get to watch Dora ona daily basis and hear a three year old speak Spanish. I see nothing wrong with this but don't try to tell me that the media isn't trying to mainstream us all while diversifying us.

11-03-05

Quote of the day:
"Marriage is not a word but a sentence." Anonymous


Thought of the day:
So the tradition when you get married is that the woman takes the last name of the man. But the world's changed a bit with equality and gay marriage (what name do they take anyway?). So I had a new idea for the 21st Century, rather than the old fashion idea that the woman changes her last name. Why not have both change their name into an amalgam of their names? It has more symbolism of the joining as one and well it could be fun. Try to think of some combinations using those whom you're married, involved with, or just freakishly obsessed over.

You know what dave, I really like that idea, so if you and I were to wed we'd be some thing like.....Mischick or Palevits. I like that last one.

11-02-05

Quote of the day:
"...this loathsome combination of Church and State." Thomas Jefferson


Thought of the day:
I hate the fucking radio! A few weeks back Rock 107 had an all request weekend and didn't play my request of George Thorogood's version of Cocaine Blues. Now stations are already playing Christmas music! Don't get me wrong I like Christmas music, but not a day after Halloween. Then to top it off while trying to escape the premature holiday music I stubbled onto the country channel. Which is Russian Roulette, I may get Johnny Cash but no I got garbage. So idiot singing about how "god" is on our money and the pledge. When he got to the line "there is no separation" I wanted to vomit blood. Now you want to sing praise Jesus, more power to you. Lord knows Johnny Cash did, but pushing this idea that there is no separation of church and state is un-American! You might as well piss on the Constitution!

11-00-05

Quote of the day:
"History would be a wonderful thing -- if it were only true." Leo Tolstoy


Thought of the day:
I think one of the only reasons no one has destroyed the earth yet is that there wouldn't be anyone to write about it left. I mean what's the fun in destroying the earth if you don't get credit for it?

10-30-05

Quote of the day:
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already." Tommy Cooper

Thought of the day:
It's my nephew's birthday. I have to wonder if I'm a good uncle or not. I had several uncles, some were a bit scary when I was young. The one day my nephew was over and I picked up a new playstation game for him. His father paid for it, but I was going out so I got it. He wanted to play it but seemed afraid to ask. My brother asked him if he was afraid of me and he did say anything. Jokingly I quietly yelled "answer him!," my brother laughed. So am I a bit scary as an uncle? I know I spoil him a bit, but buying gifts is easy and so what meaningless. But it is one thing uncle Dave is good at.

10-29-05

Quote of the day:
"Unlike Batman or Spider-man, Superman stands alone. Superman did not become Superman, Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he is Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red S is the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears -- glasses the business suit -- that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? He's weak, unsure of himself...he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race." David Carradine, Kill Bill Vol. 2

Thought of the day:
I always liked Spider-man, since he was the opposet. He is weak and unsure of himself, yet trying to be the hero. His was always a tragic tale for the most part.

10-27-05

Quote of the day:
"Heaven might be defined as the place which men avoid." Thoreau

Thought of the day:
I've always held the belief that if the things I enjoy are sins then they wouldn't be in heaven. So other than the alternative, why would I want to go there? I thought of this the other day and started to think what my heaven would be. My heaven would be a dark eerily beautiful place. Like a Tim Burton film. I'd live in Castle Gray Skull. In my heaven everyone would drive a Cadilliac. In my heaven it'd snow and yet never gets cold. John Lennon would play "Imagine" all the time just for the irony. In my heaven I'd have a little dog named Shit Head that talks, but only in Spanish. In my heaven everyone would look however they wanted. Getting kicked in the balls would feel good. A river of Johnnie Walker runs threw my heaven. There is no disease except for nymphomania in my heaven. Characters form movies, TV, comics, and whatever are real. The sun rarely shines in my heaven. Which when you consider the number of vampires there it makes sense. Everyone reads my thoughts of the day no matter how long they ramble on. Everyone would have super powers in my heaven. We'd fight and fight, yet never die. No one would go to the bathroom in my heaven. Most of you would be there, but some of you would just visit. You can eat all you want and never get full in my heaven. There'd always be great music. Kernel Sanders, Ronald McDonald, and the Burger King serve you at Their fast food places. There is no garbage in my heaven. Women can get high by licking me. My heaven in a constant work in progress.

10-26-05

Quote of the day:
"Who are a little wise, the best fools be," John Donne

Thought of the day:
I feel like such a fool sometimes. I have foolish thoughts, hopes, and dreams. I do foolish things and say things even more foolish. I live, love, and will probably die like a fool. Maybe that's why I think living and loving are so foolish. But then dying seems just as foolish, so I'm left marching in the parade of life with my heart in my hands like a fool. This thought alone is proof of my foolishness. Only a fool would admit to such foolishness, eh.

Amanda Jane thinks that we're all fools, myself included....twice.

10-26-05

Quote of the day:
"A lot of pop music is about stealing pocket money from children." Ian Anderson

Thought of the day:
Why is it Saddam Hussin was able to control Iraq and we can not? I don't know, but I think there might be an answer in that question.

10-25-05

Quote of the day:
"Socialism can only arrive by bicycle." Jose Antonio Viera Gallo

Thought of the day:
I don't believe in ghosts. Big surprise, I know. But why is it that they're always described as having cloths on? Now maybe I can stretch my beliefs to believe that we have spirits that live on after death and even that they would look like us. But that our clothing goes with us, that's just pushing it. Does clothing have a soul now too? And what if I'm wearing leather, shouldn't there be a ghost cow out there to which that coat's soul belongs to? Then maybe some would say that ghosts are psychic manifestations of what we saw ourselves to be and that we tend to picture ourselves in cloths. It all just seems like a load a crap to me. Billions upon billions of people have died, shouldn't ghosts be everywhere? Well, just pray you don't end up having my naked ass haunting you someday.

Amanda Jane says that your more fucked up then you give yourself credit for.

10-24-05

Quote of the day:
"Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy." Spike Milligan

Thought of the day:
We're all just characters in the everyone else's life story. I generally have a bit part.

10-23-05

Quote of the day:
"As a female, I am beginning to resent those women who fought for all of our "rights." Thanks a lot bitches now I have the right to go to work AND come home and do all of the shit housewives had to do. The womens movement sometimes seems like a bad idea to me. The guy I vote for never wins anyway I'd give up that right to sit home and eat bon-bons anyday. Whay the hell is a bon-bon anyway?" Ms. Zola

Thought of the day:
I do have to wonder if women entering the work place didn't shift our economy to the point where now both the man and the woman have to work. Think about it, men used to work while women stayed home with the house and family. Now women work as well and yet these familles still struggle to make ends meet. But that's freedom for you. I don't think people realize or want to deal with the fact that many times freedom has a price. Free speech mean the KKK can march and spread hate for example. I think too many people only want freedom for themselves aswell. There pro-choice but antigun or vise versa. Freedom is a dangerous thing but I wouldn't want it any other way.

10-22-05

Quote of the day:
"And he said to me, Until two thousand and three hundred days; then shall the sanctuary be cleansed." Daniel 8:14

Thought of the day:
Well, first let me explain that my quote of the day is the biblical verse that some William Miller in 1844 interpreted to mean that the world would end on October 22nd that year. Well, as you can guess Jesus was a no show. But what else is new? This guy takes any longer showing up and I'm gonna start believing those people who claim he was black. So it became know as "the Great Disappointment" but I'm sure I've bored most of you all with this story before. I do love it though! I looked up a bit on the web and found someone claiming that the guy might have been right just got the year wrong. So when people start telling me that turning 30 isn't the end of the world, I'll have to point out that it might be. I'm 28 today and what does that mean? Not much I guess, except that I've lived longer then a few rock stars. In your face Janis Joplin! So let me end this birthday thought of the day with this. The only two ages to worry about are those of the scotch in your glass and the woman in your lap. If either are under 12, it's not good.

10-22-05

Quote of the Day: There's always been a lot of misunderstanding about Lando's character. I used to pick up my daughter from elementary school and get into arguments with little children who would accuse me of betraying Han Solo. Billy Dee Williams


Thought of the Day: I often wish I were as suave a motherfucker as Billy Dee. Sometimes I sit alone at home, put on a fake moustache, paint my skin black, and drink a bottle of Colt 45 just to see what it's like to be Lando. But seriously today is Dave's Birthday, wish him well, buy him a shot, and if you are single and a girl, give him a Birthday blowjob. That is the gift that truly keeps on giving =)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

10-21-05

Quote of the day:
"My life has a superb cast - I just can't figure out the plot." Freddie Oliver

Thought of the day:
There's a new show on this season about a fictitious first female president. Now "we've" been "electing" presidents for over 200 years now. That's before telephones, automobiles, electricity, photography, etc. So why is it that sending talking, moving, color imagines almost instantly across the globe is reality and yet a first female president is fiction? Hell, it's a fucking gimmick for a TV show! They say we're fighting for freedom in Iraq, but if you ask me it seems we've got a lot of fighting to do at home first.

Odd side note of the day:
I'm watching the old X-men cartoon from the 90's and the president is a woman on it.

10-20-05

Quote of the day:
"Computers are useless. They only give you answers." Pablo Picasso

Thought of the day:
One of the coldest and greatest lines I ever found was something to the effect of "If I heard you died, I'd only come to your funeral to make sure you were dead." I think I can top it though. I think, "If I heard you'd died I'd only be sad that I had no part in it" would be worst.

Amanda Jane says.......wow.

10-19-05

Quote of the day:
"Music is the timeless experience of constant change." Jerry Garcia

Thought of the day:
If you shit chocolate, would you eat it? ....and I've reached a new low!

Amanda Jane says, ironically that whole shitting chocolate is some thing I have already fantasized about! and.....YES!!!!!!!!!

10-18-05

Quote of the day:
"I had an abortion" T-shirt I found on Amazon.com

Thought of the day:
My sick sense of humor loved this shirt, but my even sicker inquisitive mind has to wonder how many pro-choice people would wear it? Especially those for whom it is the truth.

Amanda Jane thinks you should buy some for the bar and see if they sell!!!
P.S. Do they make them big enough for a man to wear too?

10-17-05

Quote of the day:
"The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch." Old saying

Thought of the day:
There are Native American groups that have a problem with the names, logos, and what not of some sports teams. Feeling that they are offensive to them. Which is hard not to agree when it comes to some of them. But I'm watching the Notre Dame game up the bar on Saturday and can't help but wonder why the Irish don't have a problem with Notre Dame? Their logo is this leprechaun looking guy with fist up ready to fight. Really all he'd need is a drink in his hand and he'd have every stereotype covered. Even their name, "the fighting Irish" you'd think would be extremely offensive. That'd be like having a team called "the drunken Indians" if you ask me. Yet Irish people love the team. What that says about either group, I don't know?