2-13-06

Thought of the day:
I see this stain resistant clothing advertised on TV and I'm tempted to buy it for the homeless.

Quote of the day:
"Don't ask questions of fairy tales." Jewish proverb

2-12-06

Thought of the day:
I see no more reason to respect a religion than I do to respect the KKK. Moses said to kill your own family if they went against his religion. I'm to respect this why?

Quote of the day:
"If your brother, the son of your mother, or your son, or your daughter, or the wife of your bosom, or your friend who is as your own soul, entice you secretly, saying 'Let us go and serve other gods,'...you shall not yield to him or listen to him, nor shall your eye pity him, nor shall you spare him, nor shall you conceal him; but you shall kill him." Moses (Deuteronomy 13:6-8)

2-11-06

Thought of the day:
People like to say how homosexuality is a sin or unnatural and all that shit. Frankly I don't care, whatever gets you thru the night. But I do have to say I think they're greedy, lets face it they have everything they want. They just want more! That's a little joke people, that I think I've used before but fuck it. I do however think these people who cry that it's a sin need to remember that so is self-righteousness!

Quote of the day:
"As the inventor of murder, and the father of art, Cain must have been a man of first-rate genius." Thomas De Quincey

2-10-06

Thought of the day:
Fight the power today!

Quote of the day:
"A dog with money is addressed as 'Mr Dog'" Spanish Proverb

2-09-06

Thought of the day:
I really don't have any goals in life, I'm not sure if I'd ever get married, I don't want children, heck I really didn't even want to go to college. I lack ambition I guess but I have found one goal. That is in 14 years it will be 200 years of Johnnie Walker and I'm sure they will have some sort of celebration in Scotland to which I'd like to attend. Many religious people take pilgrimage even today and this would be mine. It will be the year 2020 and I'll be in my 40's at that point if you can believe it. Will I still want to go or even remember, I guess only time will tell. This all reminds me of the first "Kung Fu" and how Master Po told of secretly having a simple goal to see a festival. Which was against his teachings and where he would later die at or on the way to.


Quote of the day:
"Not to understand a man's purpose does not make him confused." Master Po

2-08-06

Thought of the day:
Seak not the truth, you won't like it!

Quote of the day:
"Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do." Voltaire

2-07-06

Thought of the day:
Why is it some kid playing college football can't except any gifts, meals, etc., yet politicians can?

Quote of the day:
"There is such a thing as a man being too proud to fight. There is such a thing as a nation being so right that it does not need to convince others by force that it is right." Woodrow Wilson

2-06-06

Thought of the day:
None of us are as good or bad as we think.

Quote of the day:
"The only thing we learn from history is that we do not learn." Earl Warren

2-05-06

Thought of the day:
I think they should go back to the Olympics being nude. I know I'd watch! Hmm..I wonder which events would be best done nude?

Quote of the day:
"Juries scare me. I don't want to put my faith in twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty." Monica Piper

2-04-06

Thought of the day:
Since I was I child I was told that I live in America, land of the free. I was told how horrible things were in Russia and what not. But now that I'm a tad older I have to question how free we really are. There are things at you can't do in this country, yet other countries allow. From smoking pot to gay marriage. I think this country may be falling behind on freedom, which I think is sad.

Quote of the day:
"A man alone, is either a saint or a devil." Robert Burton

2-03-06

Thought of the day:
Just because something is nothing to be ashamed of, doesn't mean it's anything to be proud of either. Hmmm...I think I might have said that before, well do something today to make the angels cry! I know I already did but then I do that just about every morning.

Quote of the day:
"Our distrust justifies the deceit of others." LA Rochefoucauld

2-01-06

Quote of the day:
"Women like silent men. They think they're listening" Marcel Achard

Thought of the day:
Just because you can teach doesn't mean you can and just because you can doesn't mean you can teach.

2-02-06

Thought of the day:
I've lost a few of my Quotes/Thoughts of the day. Mostly my really old ones. Maybe some are on my old I-Mac if I could get it to turn on but whatever. I've sent them out in the world and perhaps they are still out there. I think we need to learn that nothing last forever, even us. With that said I decided to post the quote bellow again because I know it's one that's been lost. It's nothing I agree with but I do get an odd/sick kick out of the fact of who said it and how they are known.

Quote of the day:
"I am not nor even have been in favor of bringing about in any way the social and political equality of the white and black races -- that I am not nor ever have been in favor of making voters or jurors of negroes, nor of qualifying them to hold office, nor to intermarry with white people; and I will say in addition to this that there is a physical difference between the white and black races which I believe will forever forbid the two races living together on terms of social and political equality. And inasmuch as they cannot so live, while they do remain together there must be the position of superior and inferior, and I as much as any other man, am in favor of having the superior position assigned to the white race." Abraham Lincoln, Lincoln-Douglas debate, September 18, 1858

1-31-06

Quote of the day:
"Ask the gods nothing excessive." Aeschylus

Thought of the day:
I'd love to open a store like Walmart or K-Mart but sell only American made goods. Maybe try to get Captain America for my logo. I wonder if I could stock the store so that most anything you could buy at the other stores you could buy at mine except under a different brand? I'm sure my toy and electronic departments would be hard to stock. I wonder if people would shop my store instead of the others, even if it was a bit more money? I think a week after Sept. 11th I'd have done very well but today...I don't know. Well, it's just a crazy dream.

1-30-06

Quote of the day:
"In the name of God, please let me die in peace!" Voltaire

Thought of the day:
One of the big things hunters always say is that hunting deer helps to keep them from getting over populated. How many would starve to death. If this is true why don't we hunt cats and dogs, they're far more over populated. Now don't get me wrong I don't want people hunting cats and dogs, I don't even care that people hunt deer but can we cut thru the bullshit!

1-29-06

Quote of the day:
"The Devil himself is good when he is pleased." Thomas Fuller

Thought of the day:
So what the fucks up everyone?

1-28-06

Quote of the day:
"Sometimes even to live is an act of courage." Seneca

Thought of the day:
I don't trust proctologists, it takes a lot of money and schooling to be one. What kind of person would go thru all that just to stick their finger up peoples asses all day?

1-27-05

Quote of the day:
"A hero is one who does what he can." Romain Rolland

Thought of the day:
There's a great line in the movie Mallrats about how Superman couldn't have sex with Lois Lane because it'd be like a shotgun going off inside of her. I think it'd be even worst considering this guy can crush coal into diamonds with his hands. Imagine what damage his orgasmic muscle spasms could cause. I think he build that Fortress of Solitude just to have a safe place to beat off.

1-26-06

Quote of the day:
"Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand." George Eliot

Thought of the day:
....or after.

1-25-06

Quote of the day:
"What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books." Sigmund Freud

Thought of the day:
If you call yourself a nigger, then that's what you are.

1-24-06

Quote of the day:
"Ignorance is the womb of monsters." Henry Ward Beecher

Thought of the day:
Do they still make Trapper Keepers? Watching Spider-man & His Amazing Friends lost in my childhood a bit.

1-23-04

Quote of the day:
"Be careful to choose your enemies well. Friends don't much matter. But choice of enemies is very important." Oscar Wilde

Thought of the day:
You should be even more careful in choosing your lover because they'll be your enemy soon enough.

1-22-06

Quote of the day:
"Do your kid a favor -- don't have any." Robert Orben

Thought of the day:
Only nine more months till my birthday!

1-20-06

Quote of the day:
"To have become a deeper man is the privilage of those who have suffered." Oscar Wilde

Thought of the day:
I'm so very tired of all the bullshit that is my life.

1-19-06

Quote of the day:
"To have become a deeper man is the privilage of those who have suffered." Oscar Wilde

Thought of the day:
I'm so very tired of all the bullshit that is my life.

1-18-06

Quote of the day:
"Belief is a wise wager. Granted that faith cannot be proved, what harm will come to you if you gamble on its truth and it proves false?... If you gain; you gain all; if you lose, you lose nothing. Wager, then, without hesitation, that He exists." Blaise Pascal

Thought of the day:
Above is what is know as Pascal's Wager and it may seem logical but it's rather flawed. First off you can't believe just in case. Faith has to be genuine. The other side is that for example if there's Goddess, it's probably more likely to be pissed at the person calling her a God and telling others her will than silly old me. But I have taken something from Mr. Pascal's wager and that is I've come up with my one time only prayer:

To Whom It May Concern,

Hello it's Dave but then you already know that and well everything else I'm gonna say. So what's the point? Well, just humor a mer mortal. First off thanks for the good and well fuck off for all the bad. Just kidding on the "fuck off," I don't want to be struck by lightning or wake up still me tomorrow. I just assume you have a sense of humor when I look at this world. Well, back to business, people tell me all kinds of stories as to who you are and what you want, that all sound like they've been smoking crack. Personally if there is any hint of truth to their stories it's sadly been lost in an ocean of bullshit. So while I honestly believe I'm only addressing myself here, if your out there and want anything from me let me know. Though I can't understand why the all powerful would want anything from me, even my worship seems a bit petty but to each their own.

P.S. Do I really need to say "bless you" to people sneezing?

1-17-06

Quote of the day:
"What's a matter Cernal Sanders? Chicken!" from Spacesballs the movie

Thought of the day:
Well Pam Anderson-whatever her full name is now is trying to get a bust of Cernal Sanders removed from the Kentucky State capital. She says it's a "Monument to cruelty," which I think is ridiculous. Now her and PETA have some grips with KFC and the handling of it chickens but that has nothing to do with the Cernal. The man's been dead for over 20 years and even before that he long since sold away his name and likeness. We have monuments to slave owners in this country and the guy who sold fried chicken is getting treated like he was a Nazi war criminal. I don't know about you but these morons have just encouraged me to buy some KFC today.

1-16-06

Quote of the day:
"There comes a time when a moral man can't obey a law, which his conscience tells him is unjust." Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Thought of the day:
It's Martin Luther King Jr. day and I'm left wondering what does one have to do to get a holiday? Not many people have them. Jesus, Columbus, and Dr. King are the only people who have national ones that I can think of. I really can't see how it works.

1-15-06

Quote of the day:
"People a ll over the world recognize me as a spiritual leader." Steven Seagal

Thought of the day:
So why do I do this? Simple answer is I like to see what people think of this stuff rattling around my head. Why else share it, eh? They tell you that you shouldn't care what other people think. Which is true but also horse shit. You should care, you know who doesn't care what others think? An asshole! Granted you shouldn't be a slave to trying to please others but don't just write them off.

1-14-06

Quote of the day:
"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense." Steve Landesberg

Thought of the day:
If G.I.Joe is the "real American Hero," why does it say "made in China" on his ass?

1-13-06

Quote of the day:
"Great minds have purposes, others have wishes." Washington Irving

Thought of the day:
I had to laugh last night as I flipped thru the channels, we have a station now on cable that shows video footage of certain parts of the area. I turned it on to find "Every Breath you Take" by the Police playing as the footage went by. Which I believe is based on the book 1984. So remember this Friday the 13th not to fear some silly superstitious nonsense because Big Brother is watching! And you've got enough real fears to worry about!

1-12-06

Quote of the day:
"God must love the common man, he made so many of them." Abraham Lincoln

Thought of the day:
Today I think of the story of Caine and Abel with a sinister smile. Not only do I find amusement in the fact that Caine is said to be the first murderer and that his victim was his brother but that when questioned about it he would turn to a god and say "Am I my brothers keeper?" Now that's just balls! I FUCKING LOVE IT! It's like the "Frankly my dear I don't give a damn." In Gone With the Wind it's smoother than Johnny Walker Blue Label. Fuck Abel! He was born to die!

1-11-06

Quote of the day:
"When it comes to the important things one is always alone." May Sarton

Thought of the day:
Do they make dildos that are uncircumcised? Want a laugh, go to a sex shop pick out a dildo and ask the guy working there, "Can I get this 2 inches longer and uncircumcised?"

1-10-06

Quote of the day:
"God must hate the common man, he made him so common." Phlip Wylie

Thought of the day:
You can't beat the system, but sometimes you can really fuck it up!

1-09-06

Quote of the day:
"I like America, just as everybody else does. I love America, I gotta say that. But America will be judged." Bob Dylan

Thought of the day:
Some people are born again, while others just grow up. I'm sure that's not original. Hmmmm...how about this...there's nothing worst than hanging on to the idea that because someone cared for you in the past that they might in the future. But then I think someone else said something similar to me the other day. I liked it though and could definitely relate. Well, maybe I don't have anything original for today.

1-08-06

Quote of the day:
"We do not train to be merciful here, mercy is for the weak. A man confronts you in the street he is your enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy." John Kreese

Thought of the day:
There should be interventions for assholes. Because maybe some people don't realize what assholes they are.

1-07-06

Quote of the day:
"Those who deface a Hummer in words or deed deface the American flag and what it stands for." Rick Schmidt


Goofy T-shirt Idea of the day:
"I'm the reason your sisters a lesbian"

G.I. Joe of the day:
Roadblock


Candy of the day:
Pixie Sticks

Song of the day:
"black messiah" by the Kinks


Hair Style of the day:
Spike


Vampire of the day:
Spike

Side kick of the day:
Spike

Queen of the day:
Elton John

Bad Habit of the day:
Pixie Sticks


Thought of the day:
Hi it's good old Uncle Dave wondering who you are and how you got this? Most likely your someone on my Quote of the day e-mail list but then I don't know who all will reads it after I send these. Do these things ever get forwarded? I know they get posted on Dave's Thinking Again and who knows who reads it there? So everyday I send out these silly thoughts into the world never knowing where they'll end up.

1-06-06

Quote of the day:
"I hate admitting that my enemies have a point." Salman Rushdie

Thought of the day:
If I ever build a house I'd put in a urinal. It'd save a lot of water and any arguments over the toilet seat. I wonder who waists more men or women. I think about the urinal and how much less water it uses. The fact that women tend to live longer. Men don't menstruate, so they don't create any of the mess and garbage related to that. Though I'm guessing men make more of a mess masturbating. Women make a lot of garbage by using make up. Condoms I'd say are a mutual mess except for with homosexuals. Well, just something goofy that went thru my noggin and thought I'd toss out there.

1-05-06

Quote of the day:
"Laws are silent in time of war." Cicero

Thought of the day:
::SMACK:: just a kiss for all the ladies today.

1-04-06

Quote of the day:
"I took a job as a grave digger because I thought it'd help me overcome my fear of death. When I started, the other guys in the cemetery initiated me by putting me in a coffin and closing the lid. That sacred the shit out of me -- but I've had no fear of death since. It cured me." Rod Stewart

Thought of the day:
So how many people do you need to qualify as an orgy? I say at least five. You think you can taste the difference if someone's had a vasectomy? I'm not one to judge, but I'd say that qualifies you as a slut if you can

1-03-06

Quote of the day:
"Un-American is simply something that somebody else does not agree to." Maury Maverick

Thought of the day:
You think I need to make any changes for the new year? Shave my beard, get a vasectomy, get a new job, move out, stop drinking, start smoking, learn to play the sitar, join a church/cult, eat better, get a tattoo, etc. I'm open to suggestions but to be fair don't ask me to do anything you won't do with me.

1-02-06

Quote of the day:
"Never complain and never explain." Benjamin Disraeli

Thought of the day:
While looking thru my quote books the other day I found an odd mention of how the Supreme Court had ruled Income Taxes unconstitutional some time back around 1897. So I'm wondering if it's true and what happened? People have such a bug up their ass over abortion and the Supreme Court but who gives a damn if I can stop paying taxes! Give me my full pay and they can club new borns if they don't like them.

1-01-06

Quote of the day:
"When i give food to the poor they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food they call me a communist." Helder Camara

Thought of the day:
If how I feel today is any indication of what this years going to be like, I'm fucked!

12-31-05

Quote of the day:
Dave's Thinking Again: 9-14-05 I choose this my pick for quote of the year first off because it's from this year. Also while I'm not sure how much I agree or disagree with it, it was a shocking and a bit powerful.

Thought of the Year:
Dave's Thinking Again: 8-05-05 This is probably one of my most personal and unique thoughts. It came to me while lying in bed trying to fall asleep. I almost jumped out of bed to use it but I had already done the thought for that day. I still don't recommend my sister reads it.

12-30-05

Quote of the day:
"However harmless a thing is, if the law forbids it most people will think it wrong." W. Sommerset Maugham

Thought of the day:
If you really want to know what people think, piss them off. What horrible truths we say in anger. What horrible lies our appologies are afterwards!

12-29-05

Quote of the day:
"Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret." Marlene Duetrich

Thought of the day:
Evil is a matter of the time and place you live in.

12-28-05

Quote of the day:
"In the end, everything is a gag." Charlie Chaplin

Thought of the day:
Am I the only person who thinks it's funny that the first girl to blow me was named 'Monica'?

12-27-05

Quote of the day:
"Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves?" Friedrich Nietzsche

Thought of the day:
Life is short, take more pictures of the ones you love.

12-26-05

Quote of the day:
"I'll play it first and tell you what it is later." Miles Davis

Thought of the day:
Have you ever looked a photograph you took on vacation or where ever and wondered who are those people that got in the background? What's their name? What's their story? Maybe you could start a web site in search of such info or just chock it up the fun mystery that is life. Maybe next vaction try to get into the background of every person you see talking a picture.

12-25-05

Quote of the day:
"Do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of it's own." Jesus

Thought of the day:
Well, Happy Christmas from Uncle Dave to you! I looked for a Jesus quote today and found the one above to be my favorite one I found. If your celebrating Christmas today ask yourself, why? If Jesus is a part of that answer again ask yourself, why? What about Jesus do you like? Jesus I always think of as being like Caine on Kung-Fu, a humble, gentle, man who pass on wisdom as he wandered threw life. I don't really care for the heaven and god part but more the simple lessons. I don't believe that Jesus was the son of a god but I do believe that blessed are the peacemakers.

12-24-05

Quote of the day:
"He that lives upon hope will die fasting." Benjamin Franklin

Thought of the day:
As far as I can tell the message of most religions is that were all better off dead.

12-23-05

Quote of the day:
"Don't swear, boy. It shows a lack of vocabulary." Alan Bennett

Thought of the day:
Now I'm not against hunting but I think if they start a draft they should start with them. They have experience being out in extreme weather and using firearms to kill. This would just be the next level in hunting: Smarter Armed Prey!

12-22-05

Quote of the day:
"There's only one way of being happy by the heart: namely, to have none." Paul Bourget

Thought of the day:
I agree, you ask me it's the Tin Man that needed the brain if he didn't realize how good he had it.

12-21-05

Quote of the day:
"Thou art the man." II Samuel 12:7

Thought of the day:
You should never smile or cry unless you mean it. Some lies aren't spoken.

12-20-05

Quote of the day:
"Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs." Alfred Hitchcock

Thought of the day:
I heard the other day that mistletoe was chosen because the juice of it's berries looks like seamen. I guess those mistletoe belt buckles aren't too far off the mark.

12-19-05

Quote of the day:
"Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into." Don Marquis

Thought of the day:
Potheads need to get over this 420 thing. It's just kinda lame. Hmmm...I wonder what they'd do if I handed them a Magnum and told them it was 357.

12-18-05

Quote of the day:
"Man is a tool-making animal." Benjamin Franklin

Thought of the day:
Well, it's a week till Christmas and all I can say is "Bah Humbug!"

12-17-05

Quote of the day:
"There's a sucker born every minute." Phineas T. Barnum

Thought of the day:
I never really understood that Willie Nelson song Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys until I saw the trailer for Brokeback Mountain.

12-16-05

Quote of the day:
"I don't think of all the misery, but of all the beauty that still remains." Anne Frank

Thought of the day:
Methylchloroisothiazolinone: this is longest word I think I've ever seen. That it's an ingredient in many shampoos is about all I know or care to know about it. I thought my spell check was going to come up "are you fucking kidding?" when I clicked on it. I'd try to pronounce it but I'm afraid it might induce a seizure. Really I'm having enough trouble just trying to count how many letters are in it. Well something to think about next time you wash your hair.

12-15-05

Quote of the day:
"A soft answer turneth away wrath." Proverbs

Thought of the day:
People who say that we've become "desensitized" in this country should be handed a live chicken and be made to slaughter, pluck, then cook n' serve it. Because if anything I think we become more and more sheltered in this country every year. Just look at my chicken idea, how many of you could do that? Yet countless people do it everyday, while people in this country won't eat chicken because they know an animal had to die for. People think all the violence on TV desensitizes us to real violence. Yet people live in war torn areas and see people really being killed before their eyes. We should all take a nice trip to the morgue and see who's the most desenstized.

12-14-05

Quote of the day:
"If you take the cost of obtaining a tattoo compared to the cost of removing it, it's almost exactly the same ratio as the cost of a marriage license compared to the cost of a divorce. So...the take-home message is: Think real hard before you get a tattoo or get married" Dr. Ross Van Antwerp

Thought of the day:
I've always been big into to super heroes & super powers and the best singular power I've come up with is to be able to give and receive an infinite amount of pleasure.

12-13-05

Quote of the day:
"I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells." Dr Seuss

Thought of the day:
For some odd reason I came up with "donor" ideas that might be useful to sperm banks. Having your child being part Native American could be very helpful in getting grants for college and other things. You could give your child duel citizenship by having the father be from a different country. I don't know if that'd give the child free health care in Canada or not. Lastly since men never stop producing sperm, why not find men who have lived very long without much if any serious health problems. It's just simple genetics.. Then again I bet there is a general difference that'd make finding men beyond a certain age who are willing difficult. I've mention most if not all of this before haven't I? Oh, who gives a crap? Most of you stopped reading this less than half way thru if you read it at all. Admit it! Oh wait you didn't read this far to answer that. You clever bastards! Why do baby dolls do all the annoying things that real babies do? Who want a toy that cries n' shits? Well, see ya in the funny papers everyone!

12-12-05

Quote of the day:
"He is a fine friend. He stabs you in the front." Leonard Louis Levinson

Thought of the day:
Sorry if sometimes I repeat myself. It's hard to keep track of everything I've quoted or wrote after over 300 of these.

12-11-05

Quote of the day:
"I ain't dead yet mother fucker!!" Richard Pryer

Thought of the day:
umm...actually you are...

12-10-05

Quote of the day:
"Most people experience love, without noticing that there is anything remarkable about it." Boris Pasternak

Thought of the day:
Some dreams should remain dreams. They have more magic in our imagination than in their harsh reality of being achieved.

12-08-05

Quote of the day:
"Another thing I noticed about Mr. Clinton was that he and his wife seemed to be in love. The way they held hands, the way they looked at each other -- it had the feeling of real lovers together." Johnny Cash

Thought of the day:
Here are some odd facts for you that I'm not 100% are even true when it comes to them all. A sperm whale's penis is about the size of me. Johnny Cash's wife was former president Jimmy Carter's cousin. The clitoris has more nerves related to pleasure than the entire penis. So quit your bitch'n ladies! Apple seeds contain cyanide. I've told you that Jell-O is made from animals, but often so are gummy bears, sour cream, cream cheese, cake icing & frosting, and marshmallows. Since all tend to be made with gelatin. The song "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" at one point out sold "White Christmas." Casey Kasem was the voice of Shaggy on Scooby Doo.

12-07-05

Quote of the day:
"All political parties die at last of swallowing their own lies." John Arbuthnot

Thought of the day:
I keep seeing these stories on TV about groups fight to put the word "Christmas" back into things that have been changed to "Holiday" or other such things. Most of which were changed to not exclude other faiths. Really FOX news won't shut up about it, mostly because the one guy on there is trying to sell a book about it. The only thing I find interesting is that most of the places that they are fighting to get the name put back, they should probably be fighting to take it out of. Do Christian really want their lord and savior's name used to sell crap at Target? Really it's all the things that distract from the "true meaning of Christmas" that they are fighting for. Some how I doubt pine trees were big in Bethlehem. They should worry about the sick and the poor, not that some store is selling "holiday trees." By Odin's beard, I wonder if these people even know what they're worshiping!

12-06-05

Quote of the day:
"No one is more profoundly sad than he who laughs too much." Jean Paul Richter

Thought of the day:
Better late then never I guess. Sorry folks been working like a dog. That's a dumb expression, do you know many dogs that work? If laying around the house and licking peoples crouch is hard work, sign me up! ...well depending on the crouches...

12-05-05

Quote of the day:
"Experience makes more timid men than it does wise ones." Josh Billings

Thought of the day:
Yippee it's fucking Monday again! I haven't much to say, at least nothing good. Santa Claus is an anti-Semite!

12-04-05

Quote of the day:
"Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married, too." H. L Mencken

Thought of the day:
Why do I end up caring about people who don't care and hurting people who do?

Amanda Jane says if you figure that out please let me know and we will write a book.

12-03-05

Quote of the day:
".....remember guns don't kill people - unless you practice real hard." Bill Maher

Thought of the day:
It's all about who you know and who you blow in this world.

Amanda Jane says; Happy Birthday Mom!

12-02-05

Quote of the day:
"Every day in every way. I am getting better and better." Émile Coué

Thought of the day:
I'm the type of guy who'd write you a depressing X-mas card but a funny suicide note.

Amanda Jane says; You know what Dave, I wouldn't expect anything else.

12-01-05

Quote of the day:
"I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better." Samuel Butler


Thought of the day:
For some odd reason I feel that I have to send these out on the day that they are the quote of the day for. I'll wait till midnight or send it the next morning. That has to be some kinda sickness. Speaking of which, I'm sick with a cold or something. I tried to come up with something to say about a cold and how people die from them or that they're alive but I'm not feeling up to it. So lets just consider this me using a sick day.

11-30-05

Thought of the day:
It's hunting season and I have no interest in it what so ever. The last thing I want to do is get up early sit in the cold woods only to end up dragging a bleeding carcass. Sure shooting something is probably fun & disturbing but not worth the effort. However if some deer runs into my car it's open season on all those mother fuckers. Hmmm....I wonder if there's a season that allows you to hunt with an ax? Or better yet a chain saw!


Quote of the day:
"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm." Steven Wright

Amanda Jane is laughing out loud, for once we agree!

11-29-05

Thought of the day:
There are people who believe that dreams foretell the future. Myself I can generally trace the events in my dream back to something I was thinking about the day before or what not. So I tend not to buy into the idea that they are visions but just simply my mind set on random. However if they are visions, I'm gonna be fucking a lot of people. Some of you even. That and apparently taking a lot of tests. None of which I'll be prepared for.


Quote of the day:
"People who insist on telling their dreams are among the terrors of the breakfast table." Max Beerbohm

Amanda Jane wonders if you use the word "fuck" literally.

11-28-05

Quote of the day:
"Whatever your beliefs on this war, we've lost some great boys and girls." Bill Mitchell

Thought of the day:
Perhaps my bitter is your sweet.

Amanda Jane says; perhaps pizza tastes to me as a hamburger does to you. Maybe we precieve blue and orange differently. These are things that I have pondered since I could ponder.

11-27-05

Quote of the day:
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance." Socrates

Thought of the day:
So does that make me evil?

11-26-05

Thought of the day:
There's always work for soldiers and prostitutes.

Quote of the day:
"Your best karate still inside. Now time let out!" Mr. Miyagi/Pat Morita

11-25-05

Thought of the day:
So why Johnnie Walker many of you may ask? Well, there are a lot of reasons and it's a bit of an evolution but it all started in Highschool. I never drank in Highschool first off. So I'm at a football game and these little kids are yelling up at us from behind the bleachers and so we started to yell back. When I went down there with my friends Ed and Corrine a cop came up to us and told us to come with him. Those little brats told the cops we'd been drinking. He then walked us behind the bleachers and picked up a bottle. To which I said "I don't even know what that is," to which he replied rather loud and seriously "IT'S THE RED LABEL JOHNNIE WALKER!" He took us out to the parking lot to another officer and told him what happened. I don't think it took much to realize that we hadn't finished off a bottle of scotch and the bottle probably looked like it been there awhile. We got ID'd and let go. The cop jokingly told Corrine she'd have to go to jail for not having ID. So that's how it all began. I bought Ed a bottle of the Red for his 21st birthday. Yet it would be years before I really started to drink it.

Quote of the day:
"He died of cirrhosis of the liver. It costs money to die of cirrhosis of the liver." P.G. Wodehouse

11-24-05

Thought of the day:
Well I woke up today and hit play on my CD player only to hear Johnny Cash singing Pocahontas. It was nothing I planned but I say it should be the song for the day. So it's Thanksgiving and I could give two shits. I'm not big into the food and if anything I'm more resentful than thankful. Really I don't trust people who invite me over for Thanksgiving dinner, it makes me wonder what they're going to do to me afterwards.

Quote of the day:
"I can still see the butchered women and children lying heaped and scattered...And I can see that something else died there in the bloody mud...A people's dream died there." Black Elk

11-18-05

Quote of the day:
"I wouldn't let anyone influence me into thinking I was doing the wrong thing by singing about death, hell, and drugs. 'Cause I've always done that. And I always will." Johnny Cash

Thought of the day:
The local TV news has it's little "28 try out" segment, where they test those products you see for sale on TV and tell you how well it works. Now I keep seeing these sexual performance pills on TV. I even heard one on the radio today for women. Now I would love to see them "try out" these products for you. Can't you just see it, "Well Frank, did your penis grow or not?"

11-17-05

Quote of the day:
"Today is dedicated to Uranus!" from the movie, Hercules and the Captive Women

Thought of the day:
People need to stop asking me if I saw the Johnny Cash movie, at least until it's actually in theaters! Am I the only person who noticed that all the places hit on Sept. 11th (New York, Pennsylvania, and D.C.) voted against Bush? You think if people were like vampires and could live forever barring a few weaknesses, that they'd take better care of themselves? It's getting cold out, better take a sweater. Why is the word "chaos" spelled nothing like it sounds? Do other animals menstruate? I've never seen tampons for dogs. I was never able to have a dog. I wouldn't want a big dog. I'd like to know if it came down to it, I could kill the dog if need be. Hmmm...wonder if I should apply that logic to dating? I can't see how masturbating makes you blind. Well, have a happy day!

11-23-05

Thought of the day:
A ton of people isn't really that many, especially if their really fat!

Quote of the day:
"Hitler had the best answers to everything." Charles Manson

11-22-05

Thought of the day:
Have any of you heard of Jeff Gannon? I doubt it. As far as I can tell he was "reporter" at the White House. Who turned out not to have much if any credentials and to be on male escort web site. So pretty much this guy is likely to be a very expensive gay prostitute who somehow got access to the White House. He was also know for asking "easy" questions and apparently got a few big scoops. Which makes me wonder who he's blowing? Oddly enough this hasn't turned into that big of a story. At the very least it major blunder on security. His real name isn't even Jeff Gannon but James Guckert and yet I read he had access under Jeff Gannon. I've also read that even married women have to use the maiden names under White House security. Isn't this the administration that's supposed to be keeping us safe? I'd hate to see what happens if we had a serious disaster...oh wait. So what's the real and complete story here, I'd like to know!


Quote of the day:
"he leaves no marks, only lasting impressions." a descrption of Gannon said to be on one of the sites

11-21-05

Quote of the day:
"Men should not use vulgar language in the men's restroom. Also, people who write obscene language on stalls should be brought to justice. Gentlemen to not have this kind of behavior: A law should be passed in Congress regarding proper behavior in restrooms." Alex S. Partika


Thought of the day:
This was in the paper on Saturday in that section where people write in. I could get into how dumb it is and how this guy needs to seriously take the stick out of his ASS but I think that'd be obvious

Amanda Jane says; Men will be children.

11-20-05

Quote of the day:
"Since we lots our beards we have no more souls." Spanish Proverb

Thought of the day:
I was feel depressed driving home tonight. I'm not a 100% sure why and I don't care to share my theories why. I hit a rabbit on my street. It ran out and I couldn't stop in time...I don't know maybe I could have...but I didn't. I felt the hit and knew it, but I turned around to check anyway. There it was dead as could be...I could see a smear of blood by it too. I was glad that at least it wasn't twitching there half dead. What would I do then? Put it out of misery or leave it? It's just a rabbit I guess, but then I'm just a man I guess. This is an odd story to tell I guess, but then this is my life. I killed something today, does that mean anything?

Rodger Rabbit says; Thank you for at least trying to miss me. Some people swerve towards me. The effort is appreciated.

Amanda Jane says; Rodger is right Dave, some people just drive around in the sticks looking for something to kill.

11-19-05

Quote of the day:
"If Phoenix & Witherspoon don't get Oscar nods for their roles as Johnny Cash & June Carter, I'll strip naked and sing 'Ring of Fire.' You don't want that." Tom DlChiara

Thought of the day:
Well, I guess a lot of people are wondering what I thought of the Johnny Cash movie. So I'll say that I thought it was great. Really despite what some may think, I'm probably more critical of it than most. Two things really stood out for me in the movie though. One was where he was pitching the idea for doing a live album from a prison and people from the record company were against it. The comment was made that his audience is mostly Christian and that they wouldn't appreciate him singing to murders and rapist, to which he pretty much replied "then they ain't really christians." I liked that! The other thing was how much June Carter was there for him. It tends to be this old ideal that a man is going to swoop in and "save" a woman. It's a fanstasty found in many fairy tales and what not, but i think it's true that many men need a woman to save them. Really the romantic message in this movie is a bit of a dangerous one considering it all. Because most times sticking with the person with troubles only gets yourself in trouble. I don't know, it's late and my mind is choatic. One part of the story that was missing that I read about was that one of the first things Johnny said to June was that he'd marry her some day.

11-16-05

Quote of the day:
"What flatterers say try to make true." German Proverb

Thought of the day:
So why is that sex or almost everything sexual is a sin? It's as natural as breathing and really the source of life. My theory is that it came about to oppress woman. Lets face it once you take away a man physical strength, which the laws of most society to. The next way to persuade a man is sex. In fact it might be the first. And 99.9% of the time it's women who dominate this control. So to take that power away, it is made an evil. The funniest part is that women seem to be the ones that buy into this nonsense the most. Bottom line is you'll get more money from a man using a tit than a gun.

11-15-05

Quote of the day:
"Men are so necessarily mad, that not to be mad would amount to another form of madness." Pascal

Thought of the day:
There's the age old question of what do women want? I think part of the problem is that most men don't care what women want but what it will take to get them to give them what THEY want.

11-14-05

Quote of the day:
"I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation." George Bernard Shaw

Thought of the day:
To be happy with what you have is the key to life. A hero is only as good as his villain. Make a difference today, inspire someone...to kill themselves. I don't know, this is the best crap I could come up with today. The Magic 8-Ball in my mind is telling me to try again tomorrow. I'd try to spin that into a cocaine joke but I'm not in the mood. I've never done any "drugs" oddly enough. I'm fucked up as it is, eh

11-13-05

Quote of the day:
"Women seem to be alright on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband." Kin Hubbard

Thought of the day:
Say what you will about Hitler but at least he got people to stop growing those little mustaches!

11-12-05

Quote of the day:
"You can't wear a Che Guevara tee-shirt with your designer jeans unless you're trying to be ironic. One is a symbol for impoverished workers. The other was sewn by them. You want to support the poor people in Latin America? Buy more coke." Bill Maher

Thought of the day:
Why is the sky the only thing people ever question the color of? No one asks "why is the dirt brown?" or anything like that. Well I guess people do question why their neighbors are brown.

11-10-05

Quote of the day:
"...it's an old pool that no one ever took care of...and I guess from rain...and everything else.." Me, explaining the abandoned swimming pool behind the big cow on route 309

Thought of the day:
So I know my quote of the day is odd and makes no sense to most of you. Well first it's the Yeeeaaaahhh Day anniversary. Which I'd explain but I did that last year (Dave's Thinking Again: 11-11-04 ) and I don't want to repeat myself. So lets move on, shall we? I quoted myself which seems dumb but it me at 17. I'm not the person I was at 17, are you? I didn't even drink back then, let alone know what Johnnie Walker was. I was listening to Black Sabbath, not Johnny Cash. In too many ways though I'm still that boy trying to explain the obvious, like how a pool became a mess because no one took care of it. Friendships can become like that old pool, don't let them. And if your out driving today, roll down a window and scream at someone for me & the old pool that no one ever loved.

11-09-05

Quote of the day:
"Innocense is precious. It should be cherished, protected always. I was innocent once." Eddie Brock/Venom

Thought of the day:
If someone ever tells you to 'expect the unexpected', punch them in the mouth. See how much they expected that!

11-08-05

Quote of the day:
"Roy Orbison had a line in a song called 'My Best Friend.' It was a line that says, 'A diamond is a diamond and a stone is a stone. But man is part good and part bad.' You know, I recognize the fact that I'm part good and part bad," Johnny Cash.

Thought of the day:
Some days I'm mentally constipated, my mind is full of shit I can't seem to get out. But then most of you are probably thinking that I'm always full of shit.

11-07-05

Quote of the day:
"Question with boldness even the existence of God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear." Thomas Jefferson


Thought of the day:
An Atheist is a person dying to go nowhere. I guess most people would call me an Atheist, do I fit the definition. Personally, I've always felt that there'd have to be a god for me not to believe for me to be an Atheist. Lets face it there's no word for people who don't believe in fairies. So why indulge those that believe in gods by letting them label me for not?

11-06-05

Quote of the day:
"Hate is sooooo much more passionate, sooo much more emotional, and so much more fun than love." Ed Weidow


Thought of the day:
Love will often turn to hatred but hatred rarely turns to love. Hatred ends love but death is often the only thing that will stop hatred. Hate is powerful and seductive because it is easy. Often there is nothing we can do to make someone love us but it doesn't take much to make someone hate you. Love and hate flow from the same river, the only difference is if your going with or against the current.

Birthday Quotes sent to Dave for his um...Birthday

only have thought of the day: Walt Disney should be shot, for giving girls false hope. No average chick is ever going to marry a prince.






If there ever was in the history of humanity an enemy who was truly universal, an enemy whose acts and moves trouble the entire world, threaten the entire world, attack the entire world in any way or another, that real and really universal enemy is precisely Yankee imperialism.

Fidel Castro





Birthday quote:"A true friend stabs you in the front" - Oscar WildeBirthday thought:In honor of all the dumb bar stories you've told me - here's one from the Pharmacy...So, this middle-aged man dressed in nice slacks and a suit coat comes up to the pharmacy counter to pick up his medication. He gives his name to my technician, she looks in the bins and can't find it. She looks in the computer and states that we haven't filled anything for him, to which he irately replies "I know it's here. I specifically told my doctor to call CVS" (note: I work at Eckerd).He seemed quite confused when we told him he was at Eckerd. I'm sure the big sign on the front of the store, and the million signs that said Eckerd as he walked back to the pharmacy threw him off. And since you don't live in C-ville...also note - CVS is not even located near the Eckerd.Have a great b-day!!Lorrie


"You can't always get what you want. " The Stones" When masterbation lost it's fun your fuckin lazy." Green Day"You're 21 and you mother still makes your bed, and that's too long." Billy Joel"Yes, David really is my brother." Michelle ZolaThese quotes all reminded me of you. Happy birthday!!!Your Ever Loving Sister,Michelle

11-05-05

Quote of the day:
"He that jokes confesses." Italian Proverb

Thought of the day:
I was talking last night about the "I had an abortion" T-shirt I found. They did make it in men's but I said how I don't think anyone would believe me. In the conversation we came up with what I think is an even worst idea for a men version. It'd say "I forced her to have an abortion" with a gun pointing like an "I'm with stupid" shirt. Well, hey somedays I just have to give you a taste of the horrible. Another T-shirt Idea I had was a shirt with Mary Magdalen on it that said Jesus loved the whores.

Yer Sick Dude.

11-04-05

Quote of the day:
"Tis wisdom sometimes to seem a fool." Thomas Fuller

Thought of the day:
The Spanish language is becoming more prominent is this country, which bothers a lot of people. I can't say I disagree to a point that you shouldn't come to a country and expect that they adapt to your language. I know I wouldn't, nor did my relatives when they came here. But I do have to think it's a bit ridiculous that there are people who speak Klingon in this country, yet we can't handle people who speak real languages.

I get to watch Dora ona daily basis and hear a three year old speak Spanish. I see nothing wrong with this but don't try to tell me that the media isn't trying to mainstream us all while diversifying us.

11-03-05

Quote of the day:
"Marriage is not a word but a sentence." Anonymous


Thought of the day:
So the tradition when you get married is that the woman takes the last name of the man. But the world's changed a bit with equality and gay marriage (what name do they take anyway?). So I had a new idea for the 21st Century, rather than the old fashion idea that the woman changes her last name. Why not have both change their name into an amalgam of their names? It has more symbolism of the joining as one and well it could be fun. Try to think of some combinations using those whom you're married, involved with, or just freakishly obsessed over.

You know what dave, I really like that idea, so if you and I were to wed we'd be some thing like.....Mischick or Palevits. I like that last one.

11-02-05

Quote of the day:
"...this loathsome combination of Church and State." Thomas Jefferson


Thought of the day:
I hate the fucking radio! A few weeks back Rock 107 had an all request weekend and didn't play my request of George Thorogood's version of Cocaine Blues. Now stations are already playing Christmas music! Don't get me wrong I like Christmas music, but not a day after Halloween. Then to top it off while trying to escape the premature holiday music I stubbled onto the country channel. Which is Russian Roulette, I may get Johnny Cash but no I got garbage. So idiot singing about how "god" is on our money and the pledge. When he got to the line "there is no separation" I wanted to vomit blood. Now you want to sing praise Jesus, more power to you. Lord knows Johnny Cash did, but pushing this idea that there is no separation of church and state is un-American! You might as well piss on the Constitution!

11-00-05

Quote of the day:
"History would be a wonderful thing -- if it were only true." Leo Tolstoy


Thought of the day:
I think one of the only reasons no one has destroyed the earth yet is that there wouldn't be anyone to write about it left. I mean what's the fun in destroying the earth if you don't get credit for it?

10-30-05

Quote of the day:
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already." Tommy Cooper

Thought of the day:
It's my nephew's birthday. I have to wonder if I'm a good uncle or not. I had several uncles, some were a bit scary when I was young. The one day my nephew was over and I picked up a new playstation game for him. His father paid for it, but I was going out so I got it. He wanted to play it but seemed afraid to ask. My brother asked him if he was afraid of me and he did say anything. Jokingly I quietly yelled "answer him!," my brother laughed. So am I a bit scary as an uncle? I know I spoil him a bit, but buying gifts is easy and so what meaningless. But it is one thing uncle Dave is good at.

10-29-05

Quote of the day:
"Unlike Batman or Spider-man, Superman stands alone. Superman did not become Superman, Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he is Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red S is the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears -- glasses the business suit -- that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? He's weak, unsure of himself...he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race." David Carradine, Kill Bill Vol. 2

Thought of the day:
I always liked Spider-man, since he was the opposet. He is weak and unsure of himself, yet trying to be the hero. His was always a tragic tale for the most part.

10-27-05

Quote of the day:
"Heaven might be defined as the place which men avoid." Thoreau

Thought of the day:
I've always held the belief that if the things I enjoy are sins then they wouldn't be in heaven. So other than the alternative, why would I want to go there? I thought of this the other day and started to think what my heaven would be. My heaven would be a dark eerily beautiful place. Like a Tim Burton film. I'd live in Castle Gray Skull. In my heaven everyone would drive a Cadilliac. In my heaven it'd snow and yet never gets cold. John Lennon would play "Imagine" all the time just for the irony. In my heaven I'd have a little dog named Shit Head that talks, but only in Spanish. In my heaven everyone would look however they wanted. Getting kicked in the balls would feel good. A river of Johnnie Walker runs threw my heaven. There is no disease except for nymphomania in my heaven. Characters form movies, TV, comics, and whatever are real. The sun rarely shines in my heaven. Which when you consider the number of vampires there it makes sense. Everyone reads my thoughts of the day no matter how long they ramble on. Everyone would have super powers in my heaven. We'd fight and fight, yet never die. No one would go to the bathroom in my heaven. Most of you would be there, but some of you would just visit. You can eat all you want and never get full in my heaven. There'd always be great music. Kernel Sanders, Ronald McDonald, and the Burger King serve you at Their fast food places. There is no garbage in my heaven. Women can get high by licking me. My heaven in a constant work in progress.

10-26-05

Quote of the day:
"Who are a little wise, the best fools be," John Donne

Thought of the day:
I feel like such a fool sometimes. I have foolish thoughts, hopes, and dreams. I do foolish things and say things even more foolish. I live, love, and will probably die like a fool. Maybe that's why I think living and loving are so foolish. But then dying seems just as foolish, so I'm left marching in the parade of life with my heart in my hands like a fool. This thought alone is proof of my foolishness. Only a fool would admit to such foolishness, eh.

Amanda Jane thinks that we're all fools, myself included....twice.

10-26-05

Quote of the day:
"A lot of pop music is about stealing pocket money from children." Ian Anderson

Thought of the day:
Why is it Saddam Hussin was able to control Iraq and we can not? I don't know, but I think there might be an answer in that question.

10-25-05

Quote of the day:
"Socialism can only arrive by bicycle." Jose Antonio Viera Gallo

Thought of the day:
I don't believe in ghosts. Big surprise, I know. But why is it that they're always described as having cloths on? Now maybe I can stretch my beliefs to believe that we have spirits that live on after death and even that they would look like us. But that our clothing goes with us, that's just pushing it. Does clothing have a soul now too? And what if I'm wearing leather, shouldn't there be a ghost cow out there to which that coat's soul belongs to? Then maybe some would say that ghosts are psychic manifestations of what we saw ourselves to be and that we tend to picture ourselves in cloths. It all just seems like a load a crap to me. Billions upon billions of people have died, shouldn't ghosts be everywhere? Well, just pray you don't end up having my naked ass haunting you someday.

Amanda Jane says that your more fucked up then you give yourself credit for.

10-24-05

Quote of the day:
"Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy." Spike Milligan

Thought of the day:
We're all just characters in the everyone else's life story. I generally have a bit part.

10-23-05

Quote of the day:
"As a female, I am beginning to resent those women who fought for all of our "rights." Thanks a lot bitches now I have the right to go to work AND come home and do all of the shit housewives had to do. The womens movement sometimes seems like a bad idea to me. The guy I vote for never wins anyway I'd give up that right to sit home and eat bon-bons anyday. Whay the hell is a bon-bon anyway?" Ms. Zola

Thought of the day:
I do have to wonder if women entering the work place didn't shift our economy to the point where now both the man and the woman have to work. Think about it, men used to work while women stayed home with the house and family. Now women work as well and yet these familles still struggle to make ends meet. But that's freedom for you. I don't think people realize or want to deal with the fact that many times freedom has a price. Free speech mean the KKK can march and spread hate for example. I think too many people only want freedom for themselves aswell. There pro-choice but antigun or vise versa. Freedom is a dangerous thing but I wouldn't want it any other way.

10-22-05

Quote of the day:
"And he said to me, Until two thousand and three hundred days; then shall the sanctuary be cleansed." Daniel 8:14

Thought of the day:
Well, first let me explain that my quote of the day is the biblical verse that some William Miller in 1844 interpreted to mean that the world would end on October 22nd that year. Well, as you can guess Jesus was a no show. But what else is new? This guy takes any longer showing up and I'm gonna start believing those people who claim he was black. So it became know as "the Great Disappointment" but I'm sure I've bored most of you all with this story before. I do love it though! I looked up a bit on the web and found someone claiming that the guy might have been right just got the year wrong. So when people start telling me that turning 30 isn't the end of the world, I'll have to point out that it might be. I'm 28 today and what does that mean? Not much I guess, except that I've lived longer then a few rock stars. In your face Janis Joplin! So let me end this birthday thought of the day with this. The only two ages to worry about are those of the scotch in your glass and the woman in your lap. If either are under 12, it's not good.

10-22-05

Quote of the Day: There's always been a lot of misunderstanding about Lando's character. I used to pick up my daughter from elementary school and get into arguments with little children who would accuse me of betraying Han Solo. Billy Dee Williams


Thought of the Day: I often wish I were as suave a motherfucker as Billy Dee. Sometimes I sit alone at home, put on a fake moustache, paint my skin black, and drink a bottle of Colt 45 just to see what it's like to be Lando. But seriously today is Dave's Birthday, wish him well, buy him a shot, and if you are single and a girl, give him a Birthday blowjob. That is the gift that truly keeps on giving =)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

10-21-05

Quote of the day:
"My life has a superb cast - I just can't figure out the plot." Freddie Oliver

Thought of the day:
There's a new show on this season about a fictitious first female president. Now "we've" been "electing" presidents for over 200 years now. That's before telephones, automobiles, electricity, photography, etc. So why is it that sending talking, moving, color imagines almost instantly across the globe is reality and yet a first female president is fiction? Hell, it's a fucking gimmick for a TV show! They say we're fighting for freedom in Iraq, but if you ask me it seems we've got a lot of fighting to do at home first.

Odd side note of the day:
I'm watching the old X-men cartoon from the 90's and the president is a woman on it.

10-20-05

Quote of the day:
"Computers are useless. They only give you answers." Pablo Picasso

Thought of the day:
One of the coldest and greatest lines I ever found was something to the effect of "If I heard you died, I'd only come to your funeral to make sure you were dead." I think I can top it though. I think, "If I heard you'd died I'd only be sad that I had no part in it" would be worst.

Amanda Jane says.......wow.

10-19-05

Quote of the day:
"Music is the timeless experience of constant change." Jerry Garcia

Thought of the day:
If you shit chocolate, would you eat it? ....and I've reached a new low!

Amanda Jane says, ironically that whole shitting chocolate is some thing I have already fantasized about! and.....YES!!!!!!!!!

10-18-05

Quote of the day:
"I had an abortion" T-shirt I found on Amazon.com

Thought of the day:
My sick sense of humor loved this shirt, but my even sicker inquisitive mind has to wonder how many pro-choice people would wear it? Especially those for whom it is the truth.

Amanda Jane thinks you should buy some for the bar and see if they sell!!!
P.S. Do they make them big enough for a man to wear too?

10-17-05

Quote of the day:
"The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch." Old saying

Thought of the day:
There are Native American groups that have a problem with the names, logos, and what not of some sports teams. Feeling that they are offensive to them. Which is hard not to agree when it comes to some of them. But I'm watching the Notre Dame game up the bar on Saturday and can't help but wonder why the Irish don't have a problem with Notre Dame? Their logo is this leprechaun looking guy with fist up ready to fight. Really all he'd need is a drink in his hand and he'd have every stereotype covered. Even their name, "the fighting Irish" you'd think would be extremely offensive. That'd be like having a team called "the drunken Indians" if you ask me. Yet Irish people love the team. What that says about either group, I don't know?

10-16-05

Quote of the day:
"A shocking occurrence ceases to be shocking when it occurs daily." Alexander Chase

Thought of the day:
I haven't care for my thoughts of the day lately. Mostly they've just been cheap jokes that aren't even that funny. I was listen to the Billy Joel song "Angry Young Man" the other day and liked the line "I believed in causes too, I had my pointless point of view." Maybe I should change it from "Thought of the day" to "My pointless point of view?"

10-15-05

Quote of the day:
"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot" Groucho Marx

Thought of the day:
Purgatory is meeting a pretty girl.

Amanda Jane says; Your damned if you do and miserable with wonder if you don't.

10-14-05

Quote of the day:
"I went to hear the Rolling Stones one time in England. They had the music so loud that when I came out, I litterally scared myself to death because I couldn't hear. I thought I was losing my hearing. I'm already blind, I can't be no Helen Keller." Ray Charles

Thought of the day:
Well, I got a new ID today. It was my fourth, which leaves me feeling that I'm getting old. I'm an organ donor, but after looking into Bud Dwyer I have to wonder if it really matters. He took care to see that he'd be an organ donor from what I've read. Yet it said all they could use was his corneas because too much time passed before they moved his body. So I have to wonder how many people's organs get used? Either way what's the harm in being one, eh? I kinda like the idea of my organs living on after me. Though I wouldn't recommend my heart, every time I've given it away it's been rejected. I have been surprisingly told I have a good liver though

10-13-05

Quote of the day:
"A disease known is half cured." Thomas Fuller

Thought of the day:
So the calendar at work says that October is breast cancer awareness month. Is it me or is every other month breast cancer month? At the very least I hear about it a lot. The woman from the news encourages buddy checks all the time, which I doubt are as fun as they sound. But honestly, why do I hear little to nothing about prostate cancer? I guess getting people to check there boobs is easier than getting them to check there asshole. Well, whichever you've got, take care of your business and if you see me feeling up someone while they've got a finger up my ass, remember it's all about prevention.

Tasteless Joke of the day:
I was with a girl and thought I felt a lump, till I realized that was her breast. (somethings I know are wrong, and that I why I have to share them)

Honest expression of the day:
I seriously love you all and as dumb as I am with this shit at times, I think today's quote of the day is one of the truest even. So do what you've got to do people.

Amanda Jane says; Thanks Dave we love you too and if I decide to have a buddy check my boobs..I'll keep you in mind. But if you need a finger up your butt, sorry to say that I am not qualified (nor do I wish to pretend to be). Dehaut may be able to help us all out.

10-12-05

Quote of the day:
"The dagger plunged in the name of Freedom is plunged into the breast of Freedom." Jose Marti

Thought of the day:
Having children must be a sobering mirror to look into. I honestly don't like this much but need to get to bed and I haven't even jerked off yet.

Amanda Jane says; Way too much information.

10-11-05

Quote of the day:
"...another Negro hung naked from a tree. In the background a Klansman held aloft a large American flag." Jacob Javits

Thought of the day:
If freedom isn't free, what is?

Amanda Jane says; Tell me about it. I'm not sure if it's the English language that makes us sound stupid, or if indeed we are just that stupid.

10-10-05

Quote of the day:
"There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water." Bill Maher

Thought of the day:
I'm convinced that the military is working with country music. Ever listen to much newer country? Every other song is about the military. Yippee were gonna put a boot in your ass, it's the American! You think that's a joke? It's almost word for word a Toby Keith song. There is actually a song out now about "making it" to Arlington. For those of you who may not know that's a cemetery. You ask me it's better to live on the street then be buried in Arlington, but then I think cemeteries are a waist of land anyway. Dear country radio, I haven't forgotten Sept. 11th because you won't stop milking it to sell albums and a war against a country that had nothing to do with it.

10-09-05

Quote of the day:
"Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it." George Bernard Shaw

Thought of the day:
What good is a Cadillac that won't start? That's not a fucking metaphor!

Amanda Jane wonders; What is wrong with yer car?

10-08-05

Thought of the day:
Chicken wings aren't very hot when regurgitate.

Quote of the day:
"True friendship comes when silence between people is comfortable." Dave Tyson Gentry


Amanda Jane says; Hmm, why isn't it how when regurgitate? And why does puke taste like puke? You know that taste and that smell, it's usually the same. Maybe we should ask an avid bulimia what may taste different upon regurgitation. Know any?

10-07-05

Thought of the day:
There was a prayer on the radio the other day and contrary to what you might think I have no problem with that. It's a free country, though the prayer did seem more political than religious. Asking for "godly judges," TV not to show what they don't like, and support of Israel's fight against terrorism. The judge part was really odd since last I check Christ taught that we are not to judge. But whatever, what really struck even ME as being a kinda sick was that after the amen it said that this prayer was brought to you by something or other limestone quarry and went into a sales pitch. Putting an advertisement at the end of a prayer to me is more blasphemous than any of the shit I've wrote.


Quote of the day:
"There are more tears shed over answered prayers than over unanswered prayers." St. Theresa

10-06-05

Thought of the day:
Johnnie Walker is the closest thing to a black friend I have. Not that I'm racist, it's more that I live in Honkey Town, USA in some ways. I am racist to a degree I'll admit though. I think it's hard not to have any racial bias or bigotry's. To be perfectly honest I think part of it is that most if not all stereotypes have some bias in truth. Really I tried to think of a stereotype that isn't true of at least someone (yes, some boys do in fact have cooties) and I can't think of one. Sure stereotypes do not fit every person or even the majority at times, which is why they are stereotypes, but they must have an origin and perhaps at least a grain of truth. Even the ones that seem to be born out of hatred. Perhaps they became self fulfilling prophecies and it's the old chicken or the egg question. If you tell someone that they are something from birth, most will believe it. But then what does this dumb Pollock know? (Why does my spell check know the word Pollock but not Honkey?)

Quote of the day:
"There is a tendency to judge a race, a nation or any distinct group by its least worthy members." Eric Hoffer

10-05-05

Quote of the day:
"A people which is able to say everything becomes able to do everything." Napoleon I

Thought of the day:
People always put the cat's litter box in the kitchen. Yeah, lets have animals shit where we store and prepare our food.

Amanda Jane says; Ewwwwww

10-04-05

Quote of the day:
"The mediocre teacher tells, the good teacher explains, the superior teacher demonstrates, the great teacher inspires." William Arthur Ward

Thought of the day:
Isn't public education in a sense the state telling you what to think?